Watching LADY SNOWBLOOD years after KILL BILL and tilting my head and putting my hands on my hips like “Oh Quentin!”

And you can say a lot about Tarantino, obviously, but he’s not a hypocrite here because he is VERY open about his influences and homages (like casting BATTLE ROYALE’s Chiaki Kuriyama as another killer schoolgirl in KILL BILL). Like, he famously won’t shut up about them!

“The young leads (a girl and a boy) team up with a winner of a previous game and beat the rules so that there are two winners (also they fall for each other)” isn’t the plot of The Long Walk, Lord of the Flies, The Running Man, or The Most Dangerous Game, for example

(I like both books and film series, to be clear)

The app that says “you peaked in 10th grade”

slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse

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