"Execution is masculine" is deranged.

Also in October about the shutdown. Why?

Texans used to talk about Dallas the way they talk about Austin now.

A bunch of rich, out of touch yuppies.

Hawking cigarettes is about as American as it gets.

Logically it's good there are fewer barriers, but I think it erodes everyone's moral compass to various extents.

Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about.

Looks like a 5th grader on picture day.

Can you imagine getting one of these in the mail in the 70s or 80s?

Someone taking the time to hand write and mail ten chain letters. These days I give up halfway through my signature.

Thank you. What a journey.

He's right handed and this isn't mirrored.

How do you make it to your 40s without ever using a hammer? Like never even hung a photo yourself?