Jasper Rolls 😵 Vile Old Pervert
@rollsjasper.bsky.social
get the fuck off my property. unless you're cute
(jasperrolls AD, 31. icon by oinkerarts)
(jasperrolls AD, 31. icon by oinkerarts)
hey who working on lorcana decided that basil should have an extended storyline about being hypnotized by jafar. i just wanna talk
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
hey who working on lorcana decided that basil should have an extended storyline about being hypnotized by jafar. i just wanna talk
a fortune teller told my future and they said "if you keep lying in bed playing games and jerking off this is how you'll end up!"
and i said "holy shit awesome, can we skip to this part right now?"
thus it is. 30 years from now i am a vile perverted old man, as rendered by @oinkerarts.bsky.social
and i said "holy shit awesome, can we skip to this part right now?"
thus it is. 30 years from now i am a vile perverted old man, as rendered by @oinkerarts.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
a fortune teller told my future and they said "if you keep lying in bed playing games and jerking off this is how you'll end up!"
and i said "holy shit awesome, can we skip to this part right now?"
thus it is. 30 years from now i am a vile perverted old man, as rendered by @oinkerarts.bsky.social
and i said "holy shit awesome, can we skip to this part right now?"
thus it is. 30 years from now i am a vile perverted old man, as rendered by @oinkerarts.bsky.social
this happened two years ago in a server i am no longer in but the word "thicc" has been ruined for me ever since someone who i have to assume was so crazy horny they forgot to be comprehensible produced this word salad and i can no longer keep quiet. what the absolute fuck was this supposed to mean
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this happened two years ago in a server i am no longer in but the word "thicc" has been ruined for me ever since someone who i have to assume was so crazy horny they forgot to be comprehensible produced this word salad and i can no longer keep quiet. what the absolute fuck was this supposed to mean
they done me bad
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
they done me bad
POST CANCELLED REAL SHIT IS HERE
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
POST CANCELLED REAL SHIT IS HERE
i like this one where they apparently can't decide whether to have him wearing pants or not on the same turnaround
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i like this one where they apparently can't decide whether to have him wearing pants or not on the same turnaround
novemboar moment
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
novemboar moment
literally who are either of these
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
literally who are either of these
a marvin grossberg TF courtesy of @tfmizuki.bsky.social ! stellar work as always. you know i love a TF when i give it like way too much dialogue
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
a marvin grossberg TF courtesy of @tfmizuki.bsky.social ! stellar work as always. you know i love a TF when i give it like way too much dialogue
thinking about the note in a machine for pigs where the protagonist is so horrified by the concept of AI he immediately starts fantasising about pig people sucking and fucking in the streets of london. i get it dude. you don't, but i do.
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
thinking about the note in a machine for pigs where the protagonist is so horrified by the concept of AI he immediately starts fantasising about pig people sucking and fucking in the streets of london. i get it dude. you don't, but i do.
ABOUT ME
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ABOUT ME
Found a photo from 11 years ago and thought I’d compare. I tend not to think of myself as very fat so it’s quite gratifying to find that, yes, I have swelled quite a bit since then
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Found a photo from 11 years ago and thought I’d compare. I tend not to think of myself as very fat so it’s quite gratifying to find that, yes, I have swelled quite a bit since then
Was in a hotel the other week so hotel selfie
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Was in a hotel the other week so hotel selfie
Hey guys who wants canon(?) Chief bogo hypnosis
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey guys who wants canon(?) Chief bogo hypnosis
since he is on the mind i am feeling the need to stress my ideal relationship with y'golonac (that isn't just him possessing+tfing me)
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
since he is on the mind i am feeling the need to stress my ideal relationship with y'golonac (that isn't just him possessing+tfing me)
slippy's star fox zero outfit gives his jumpsuit the same kind of crotch zipper KH pete has...
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
slippy's star fox zero outfit gives his jumpsuit the same kind of crotch zipper KH pete has...
this is me
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
this is me
LAIOS YOU'RE A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART
September 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
LAIOS YOU'RE A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART
need him like oxygen
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
need him like oxygen
proposing my new zelda game where the skyward sword moblin sits on my face and i die happy. that's it.
September 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
proposing my new zelda game where the skyward sword moblin sits on my face and i die happy. that's it.
got an anniversary gift for my lovely boyfriend courtesy of @fanatictanuki.bsky.social !
August 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
got an anniversary gift for my lovely boyfriend courtesy of @fanatictanuki.bsky.social !