You’re My Lil Moo Deng
@rollergirl.bsky.social
In god we thrust
I mean it’s truly awful
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I mean it’s truly awful
Can’t wait to drive to work. It’s not enough that every born and raised Minnesotan forgets how to drive in the first snow, now I gotta deal with these assholes
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Can’t wait to drive to work. It’s not enough that every born and raised Minnesotan forgets how to drive in the first snow, now I gotta deal with these assholes
But wait is that a chive Gloucester? The number one cheese of all time? Well done.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
But wait is that a chive Gloucester? The number one cheese of all time? Well done.
Smoked Gouda is gods cheese
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Smoked Gouda is gods cheese
Good god she paused and wants to discuss this in detail
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Good god she paused and wants to discuss this in detail
and meanwhile this child sees the little Netflix rating system on the top of the screen and at that very moment gives it a double thumbs up
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
and meanwhile this child sees the little Netflix rating system on the top of the screen and at that very moment gives it a double thumbs up
Eye searingly bad
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Eye searingly bad
You have been blessed
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You have been blessed
Like I’m trying to simplify my problem as small as I can and I can still hear the customer service people repeating it back incorrectly into their AI machines. Like, no. Just fucking no.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Like I’m trying to simplify my problem as small as I can and I can still hear the customer service people repeating it back incorrectly into their AI machines. Like, no. Just fucking no.
I feel this very much. It’s extremely frustrating and worrying.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I feel this very much. It’s extremely frustrating and worrying.
Yeah I saw there’s a connection in seoul which would be cool but then that’s turning into a whole nother ass trip
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yeah I saw there’s a connection in seoul which would be cool but then that’s turning into a whole nother ass trip
I jsut raw dog it. The last two flights I went in I just played a single game for the entire time (9 straight hours of solitaire on my phone and 6 hours of poker on the headrest tv)(idk what’s wrong with me lol)
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I jsut raw dog it. The last two flights I went in I just played a single game for the entire time (9 straight hours of solitaire on my phone and 6 hours of poker on the headrest tv)(idk what’s wrong with me lol)
I should look into that. I’ve never slept on a plane
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I should look into that. I’ve never slept on a plane
No it’s not a plane crash i’m worried about. It’s specifically this body of water. It’s too remote, too mysterious.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
No it’s not a plane crash i’m worried about. It’s specifically this body of water. It’s too remote, too mysterious.
I’ve gone to Hawaii! And had a mild “wow that’s a lot of ocean!” freakout. This is even more ocean!
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’ve gone to Hawaii! And had a mild “wow that’s a lot of ocean!” freakout. This is even more ocean!
That’s what I’m saying
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That’s what I’m saying
Can’t decide if this is a rational or irrational fear
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Can’t decide if this is a rational or irrational fear
It’s no different than flying over land, or over other oceans. But it’s just… so much ocean. What if I get lost and they can’t find me?
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s no different than flying over land, or over other oceans. But it’s just… so much ocean. What if I get lost and they can’t find me?