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@rolandohernandez.bsky.social
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take me to where Vine still exists
take me to where Vine still exists
i either stay sleep deprived with 4-5 hours of sleep each night OR sleep 6+ hours hitting REM levels to have bad dreams and wake up drenched in a puddle of sweat.
There's no winning here
There's no winning here
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
i either stay sleep deprived with 4-5 hours of sleep each night OR sleep 6+ hours hitting REM levels to have bad dreams and wake up drenched in a puddle of sweat.
There's no winning here
There's no winning here
we *are* in the Bad Place
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
we *are* in the Bad Place
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
Not enough people honk while driving and not enough people say "screw you" anymore
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not enough people honk while driving and not enough people say "screw you" anymore
But who will police the police
September 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
But who will police the police
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All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
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Tear gas & ‘pepper balls’ = chemical weapons
Paid for by your tax dollars to be used on you for peaceful protesting. Chemical weapons
Demask & Demilitarize law enforcement.
Paid for by your tax dollars to be used on you for peaceful protesting. Chemical weapons
Demask & Demilitarize law enforcement.
June 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tear gas & ‘pepper balls’ = chemical weapons
Paid for by your tax dollars to be used on you for peaceful protesting. Chemical weapons
Demask & Demilitarize law enforcement.
Paid for by your tax dollars to be used on you for peaceful protesting. Chemical weapons
Demask & Demilitarize law enforcement.
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happy april 25th aka the perfect date ✨
April 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
happy april 25th aka the perfect date ✨
maybe the world *should* have ended in 2012
April 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
maybe the world *should* have ended in 2012
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AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror
April 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror
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The year is 2032...
AOC has just won her second term as Madam President. Your creative and whimsical lifestyle is supported by universal healthcare and UBI. You live in a Green New Deal-funded, mixed-income housing complex in the heart of a 15-minute city with breathtaking views and public-access
AOC has just won her second term as Madam President. Your creative and whimsical lifestyle is supported by universal healthcare and UBI. You live in a Green New Deal-funded, mixed-income housing complex in the heart of a 15-minute city with breathtaking views and public-access
April 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The year is 2032...
AOC has just won her second term as Madam President. Your creative and whimsical lifestyle is supported by universal healthcare and UBI. You live in a Green New Deal-funded, mixed-income housing complex in the heart of a 15-minute city with breathtaking views and public-access
AOC has just won her second term as Madam President. Your creative and whimsical lifestyle is supported by universal healthcare and UBI. You live in a Green New Deal-funded, mixed-income housing complex in the heart of a 15-minute city with breathtaking views and public-access
RIP RollieEatsAss (ce 2016-2025)
My Pokémon Go username was finally found as a violation. It survived for almost a decade. I'm surprised it lasted this long tbh. Farewell to the end of an era.
And now begins RenegadeRolando
My Pokémon Go username was finally found as a violation. It survived for almost a decade. I'm surprised it lasted this long tbh. Farewell to the end of an era.
And now begins RenegadeRolando
April 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
RIP RollieEatsAss (ce 2016-2025)
My Pokémon Go username was finally found as a violation. It survived for almost a decade. I'm surprised it lasted this long tbh. Farewell to the end of an era.
And now begins RenegadeRolando
My Pokémon Go username was finally found as a violation. It survived for almost a decade. I'm surprised it lasted this long tbh. Farewell to the end of an era.
And now begins RenegadeRolando
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Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security
Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
April 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security
Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
The new Black Mirror sequel to the USS Callister was too good, something humanity does not deserve
April 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The new Black Mirror sequel to the USS Callister was too good, something humanity does not deserve
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Comments from Elon Musk’s live stream of ‘Path of Exile 2’
April 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Comments from Elon Musk’s live stream of ‘Path of Exile 2’
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Microsoft’s three CEOs were interrupted by another employee protestor during the Microsoft @ 50 event. “Shame on all of you. You’re all hypocrites,” said the Microsoft employee www.theverge.com/news/643777/...
Microsoft CEOs interrupted by another employee protestor: “shame on all of you”
It was the second interruption of Microsoft’s anniversary event.
www.theverge.com
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Microsoft’s three CEOs were interrupted by another employee protestor during the Microsoft @ 50 event. “Shame on all of you. You’re all hypocrites,” said the Microsoft employee www.theverge.com/news/643777/...
Two true brave heroes
Microsoft fires employee protestor who called AI boss a "war profiteer." Another employee was dismissed immediately after putting in two-weeks notice. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/644769/...
Microsoft fires employee protestor who called AI boss a ‘war profiteer’
The former employee disrupted Microsoft’s 50th-anniversary event.
www.theverge.com
April 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Two true brave heroes
RIP earphone case. You survived one full year after my dog gnawed your shell.
Hint: the top isn't supposed to come off.
Hint: the top isn't supposed to come off.
March 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
RIP earphone case. You survived one full year after my dog gnawed your shell.
Hint: the top isn't supposed to come off.
Hint: the top isn't supposed to come off.
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Common Side Effects’ creators see the US healthcare system as the show’s villain
Common Side Effects’ creators see the US healthcare system as the show’s villain
Adult Swim’s newest animated series is a takedown of America’s violent healthcare industry.
buff.ly
January 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Common Side Effects’ creators see the US healthcare system as the show’s villain
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It's time to celebrate the year of the snake. We hope you have a happy and safe Lunar New Year!
May the Year of the Snake bring you all good health and fortune!
(Via #Naruto)
May the Year of the Snake bring you all good health and fortune!
(Via #Naruto)
a purple snake is eating a green plant with a yellow flower in its mouth
ALT: a purple snake is eating a green plant with a yellow flower in its mouth
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's time to celebrate the year of the snake. We hope you have a happy and safe Lunar New Year!
May the Year of the Snake bring you all good health and fortune!
(Via #Naruto)
May the Year of the Snake bring you all good health and fortune!
(Via #Naruto)
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