Roland Guiscard
@rolandguiscard.bsky.social
A Centrist is just a right-winger who doesn't want the social price of being right wing but wants everything else they offer.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A Centrist is just a right-winger who doesn't want the social price of being right wing but wants everything else they offer.
The Finns have a long history of needing to take drastic actions against their neighbor in order to maintain their autonomy.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Finns have a long history of needing to take drastic actions against their neighbor in order to maintain their autonomy.
Came out good!
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Came out good!
Man, I hope I can get a debt consolidation thing going next year.
I dunno how long it'll take me to climb out of this hole but I need to diet until I can.
I dunno how long it'll take me to climb out of this hole but I need to diet until I can.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Man, I hope I can get a debt consolidation thing going next year.
I dunno how long it'll take me to climb out of this hole but I need to diet until I can.
I dunno how long it'll take me to climb out of this hole but I need to diet until I can.
"But there's an island in the West Indies that I don't own yet! Don't you understand?"
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"But there's an island in the West Indies that I don't own yet! Don't you understand?"
He really doesn't understand how chairs work, the poor birb.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He really doesn't understand how chairs work, the poor birb.
"I don't understand, why are the peasants upset? I've got my 32 oz steak being served to me on a gold platter right here."
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"I don't understand, why are the peasants upset? I've got my 32 oz steak being served to me on a gold platter right here."
You really wanna belong to Nintendo and be forced to spend the rest of your existence convincing small children to spend their parents money to buy the same game for the 10th time?
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You really wanna belong to Nintendo and be forced to spend the rest of your existence convincing small children to spend their parents money to buy the same game for the 10th time?
They don't care. They will start to care when them being wrong/deceived affects them. When it means they lose friends, lose opportunities, lose money and social standing.
Racists don't stop being racists because they are wrong. They just shut up because it benefits them to do so.
Racists don't stop being racists because they are wrong. They just shut up because it benefits them to do so.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They don't care. They will start to care when them being wrong/deceived affects them. When it means they lose friends, lose opportunities, lose money and social standing.
Racists don't stop being racists because they are wrong. They just shut up because it benefits them to do so.
Racists don't stop being racists because they are wrong. They just shut up because it benefits them to do so.
Yes! I preordered. I'm so happy, love your art, and now I get to play with it in time for my birthday next year!
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Yes! I preordered. I'm so happy, love your art, and now I get to play with it in time for my birthday next year!
I suppose.
I drive a very tired 1989 Camry now.
I drive a very tired 1989 Camry now.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I suppose.
I drive a very tired 1989 Camry now.
I drive a very tired 1989 Camry now.
A trans woman roommate wrecked my car, didn't pay rent, stole money from me, and forced me to evict her.
Didn't deadname her, didn't use the wrong pronouns, didn't claim her transition had anything to do with her being a shitty person.
Never use what someone /is/ to blame all who /are/.
Didn't deadname her, didn't use the wrong pronouns, didn't claim her transition had anything to do with her being a shitty person.
Never use what someone /is/ to blame all who /are/.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A trans woman roommate wrecked my car, didn't pay rent, stole money from me, and forced me to evict her.
Didn't deadname her, didn't use the wrong pronouns, didn't claim her transition had anything to do with her being a shitty person.
Never use what someone /is/ to blame all who /are/.
Didn't deadname her, didn't use the wrong pronouns, didn't claim her transition had anything to do with her being a shitty person.
Never use what someone /is/ to blame all who /are/.
That's like, way more dead babies than are usually on a floor.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That's like, way more dead babies than are usually on a floor.
Just ask me to do it.
Then you can feel that way about, I dunno, something else you also wish you were doing.
And I won't feel it at all, which will allow me to selfishly progress.
Then you can feel that way about, I dunno, something else you also wish you were doing.
And I won't feel it at all, which will allow me to selfishly progress.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just ask me to do it.
Then you can feel that way about, I dunno, something else you also wish you were doing.
And I won't feel it at all, which will allow me to selfishly progress.
Then you can feel that way about, I dunno, something else you also wish you were doing.
And I won't feel it at all, which will allow me to selfishly progress.
The World's Address (Joshua Fried Remix)
YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic
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November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Whenever I see your stuff the song Baron Vaughn sings in this bit pops into my head:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fM...
Penises and Lollipops - Baron Vaughn
YouTube video by ParamoreAddict
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November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Whenever I see your stuff the song Baron Vaughn sings in this bit pops into my head:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fM...
They need their slaves to look human or they can't feel powerful.
youtube.com/shorts/rwP2LXqPrWY?si=hVbeuA5L6Dz3o2pZ
youtube.com/shorts/rwP2LXqPrWY?si=hVbeuA5L6Dz3o2pZ
When the South gets AI robots 😂 #funny #comedy #ai #robot #tesla #chatgpt #artificialintelligence
YouTube video by Matt & Justus
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November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They need their slaves to look human or they can't feel powerful.
youtube.com/shorts/rwP2LXqPrWY?si=hVbeuA5L6Dz3o2pZ
youtube.com/shorts/rwP2LXqPrWY?si=hVbeuA5L6Dz3o2pZ
At work people keep getting sent to them when physical therapy isn't covered by their insurance and it makes me wince every time.
Chrios got my sis hooked on alternative medicine and eight people are dead because she believed in it.
Chrios got my sis hooked on alternative medicine and eight people are dead because she believed in it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
At work people keep getting sent to them when physical therapy isn't covered by their insurance and it makes me wince every time.
Chrios got my sis hooked on alternative medicine and eight people are dead because she believed in it.
Chrios got my sis hooked on alternative medicine and eight people are dead because she believed in it.
The faces of the victims are horrifying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The faces of the victims are horrifying.
He looks like a grumpy 90s cartoon character.
"Dammit Anubis, did you fart?"
"Shut up Osirus! It's the Land of the Dead. It always smells like farts."
"At least I scored."
"Mnnnnnnn It's not fair! Your wife made a giant fake dick for you!"
"Dammit Anubis, did you fart?"
"Shut up Osirus! It's the Land of the Dead. It always smells like farts."
"At least I scored."
"Mnnnnnnn It's not fair! Your wife made a giant fake dick for you!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He looks like a grumpy 90s cartoon character.
"Dammit Anubis, did you fart?"
"Shut up Osirus! It's the Land of the Dead. It always smells like farts."
"At least I scored."
"Mnnnnnnn It's not fair! Your wife made a giant fake dick for you!"
"Dammit Anubis, did you fart?"
"Shut up Osirus! It's the Land of the Dead. It always smells like farts."
"At least I scored."
"Mnnnnnnn It's not fair! Your wife made a giant fake dick for you!"
I love what you've made and shown me and you should feel no obligation to keep going if it doesn't make you happy.
My world is already brighter due to your light, and that cannot be taken away.
My world is already brighter due to your light, and that cannot be taken away.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love what you've made and shown me and you should feel no obligation to keep going if it doesn't make you happy.
My world is already brighter due to your light, and that cannot be taken away.
My world is already brighter due to your light, and that cannot be taken away.
I wanna put one of these on my computer.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I wanna put one of these on my computer.
Imagine a man falling down an escalator, increasingly getting more cut and bruised until he is barely recognizeable as human, while others point and laugh, saying he deserves that.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Imagine a man falling down an escalator, increasingly getting more cut and bruised until he is barely recognizeable as human, while others point and laugh, saying he deserves that.
I miss my GTI.
Drunk jackass ran a red light and t-boned me. She died instantly. I was ok but I'm still missing a few seconds.
Cops said it was my fault and the judge suppressed my dashcam footage. Paid the ticket and moved on.
Drunk jackass ran a red light and t-boned me. She died instantly. I was ok but I'm still missing a few seconds.
Cops said it was my fault and the judge suppressed my dashcam footage. Paid the ticket and moved on.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I miss my GTI.
Drunk jackass ran a red light and t-boned me. She died instantly. I was ok but I'm still missing a few seconds.
Cops said it was my fault and the judge suppressed my dashcam footage. Paid the ticket and moved on.
Drunk jackass ran a red light and t-boned me. She died instantly. I was ok but I'm still missing a few seconds.
Cops said it was my fault and the judge suppressed my dashcam footage. Paid the ticket and moved on.