When you say things like this, it makes me want to walk off my roof

A bird as -chill- as you?
Fuck yeah you will 👉😎👉

I got the recipe in the alt text 😎

Peanut butter chews! An old recipe from the San Diego School district, with a few adjustments from me

Well it does look like a very generous package 🤔

Maaan, lucky. Dick-and-balls in my favorite vacation spot

Oh, I would be so down 👀✨

I like 'Everytime We Touch' as much as the next dude but hit me with 'Le Freak'? I'm half chubbed and dancing till I'm out of breath

As a fellow Billy enjoyer, this looks so sweet!

I....try so hard not to go after low hanging fruit but...The joke 'I thought you wear a bitch suit all the time?' calls to me like the green goblin mask...

Also happy birthday 🦦🧁🦘