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Una ouija de Pokémon así en mitad de la calle sabes
A colorful wooden featuring Pokémon characters, including Pikachu and Ash Ketchup, alongside the Latin alphabet, the 注音 alphabet and numbers. It also displays text in Japanese and Chinese. In the background, there are shelves with colorful footwear.
May 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Comer papas fritas con palillos es otro nivel
A close-up of a single french fry being held by metal chopsticks, with a plate of more fries in the background.
May 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Pega duro el FFI 20th Anniversary Edition de la PSP eh (la mejor edición en mi opinión)
The image shows the title screen of the video game "Final Fantasy" on my Steam Deck, featuring the iconic logo and a prompt to "PRESS START"
May 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Pues allá voy
Picture of my ebook featuring the cover of the book «Dios Emperador de Dune» by Frank Herbert. The design features stylized landscapes with trees and two celestial bodies in the background, there are creepy eyes peeking between the trees.
May 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Pues el rosal se llenó de bichos, fueron fulminantes, en una semana estaba masacrado, perdió todas las hojas y las flores, se quedó calvo. Me puse súper triste pero como no parecía totalmente muerto (el tallo estaba verde), no me di por vencido y seguí […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
A green, thorny stem with small leaves is held in front of my hand, showcasing growth on the branches.
May 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Hemos encontrado el LEGO o sea lo necesito el Edward tiene piel brillante y todo es que no os hacéis una idea
A very attractive guy holding a LEGO set titled "Twilight: The Cullen House" featuring a model of a modern building, figures, and a red truck. The background shows a LEGO store.
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Por cierto, fuimos a pasar el finde con la familia y me encantó esta noria en un outlet de 台中
A brightly lit ferris wheel against a cloudy night sky. The structure features colorful rainbow lights along its circumference and illuminated cabins.
May 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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El jazmín huele que flipas y me llega el olorcito hasta el salón
Several white flowers surrounded by green leaves, captured in a dimly lit setting. The flowers have five petals.
April 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Que si me he reído con esta gota en la mesa del laboratorio, pues sí
A close-up image of a dark surface featuring several dark liquid spots, one of which vaguely resembles a penis.
April 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Casi se me caen los tubos con el terremotito
A digital alert notification titled "Presidential Alert" regarding an earthquake, displaying information in both English and Chinese. It advises recipients to remain calm, seek cover nearby, and includes a link for further guidance. The notification was received 13 minutes ago.
April 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Me muero son tan bonitas, cuando se abren están súper naranjas y luego se ponen más rositas con el centro amarillo
A cluster of blooming roses in soft pink and vibrant orange hues, surrounded by green leaves. The background is softly blurred with a hint of an aqua color.
April 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Nos salió una fresa zombi jajdjfkfkxflf
A peculiar, oversized strawberry with multiple lobes sits atop a dotted notebook page. The strawberry is bright red with small seeds visible on its surface.
March 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Venía a enseñaros las rosas que se me están abriendo y que me alegran todas las mañanas, el rosero me dijo que saldrían rositas y casi me cago encima cuando se abrió la primera y eran de fuego
A close-up of a partially opened orange rosebud surrounded by green leaves and several unopened buds, with a window featuring bars in the background. A close-up of a bush with a partially-bloomed, orange rose and several unopened buds, set against a light green background. A potted plant is visible in the background. A small potted rose plant with three vibrant orange blooms, several unopened buds and green leaves, another pot can be seen on the background A potted flowering rose plant with peach-colored blooms and green leaves, sitting on a decorative dish against a textured background.
March 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Mira, no tengo ni idea de lo que dicen pero pega duro esta eh
A screenshot of a music player featuring what is, arguably, the best religious song of all time, Yerushalayim by Yerachmiel Begun & the Miami Boys Choir, with the Hebrew lyrics displayed over a blurred background.
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Bueno como el Mastodon no pone la carátula os la paso yo, es Dime de Beth, para que no tengáis que darle al link
An album cover featuring three young and joyful people that didn’t know what was coming, standing side by side, against a starry backdrop. The text indicates it is for "Gala Eurovisión 2003" featuring the song "Dime" by Beth
February 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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En el nuevo vecindario hay un furry 🚩🚩🚩
A car interior is visible through the windshield, showing a large, cartoonish animal head with big eyes resting on the dashboard. Reflections of greenery and other objects can be seen in the glass.
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ayer fuimos al restaurante de sushi rodante y me pedí un bol de heladito de mango para postre 🧡🧡🧡
February 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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[comida vegetariana]

@maltita mira lo que pudimos traernos esta semana al volver de vacaciones de España, como no son enemigos nos dejan traer donetes y sobaos 🥺🥺🥺
An unopened package of "Donettes”, small donuts covered in white chocolate and drizzled with dark chocolate. The package indicates there are eight pieces inside.
February 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Ayer, mientras salíamos de casa, la pobre Moka sabía que no iba a vernos hasta el año que viene.
A medium-sized golden dog sits with its back turned slightly, looking over its shoulder. The dog looks totally appalled. The background features a wooden door and a patterned red rug on the floor.
February 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Por un momento no me acordaba de dónde nos tenemos que bajar para ir al BEC, busco en internet y me encuentro esta joya. San Mamés no está en esa línea y la parada «Metro BEC» no existe. En fin, menos mal que justo debajo hay un foro donde responde gente de […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search displaying results for "BEC parada metro," featuring links to articles clearly generated by AI and with incorrect information.
February 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Pues bonitas las montañas cántabras (ya lo sabíamos) aunque menuda puta niebla
A close-up of bare branches with raindrops clinging to them, set against a blurred, misty background of greenery. The atmosphere is serene and damp.
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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[Cuerpo masculino semidesnudo, cambios corporales]

Siempre que me he mirado en el espejo me he sentido a gusto, tanto en 2015 como en 2025, pero nunca me había imaginado siendo tan grande (y más grande que pienso ponerme)
An absolute hunk poses in front of a mirror, shirtless, holding a phone with a decorative case. The background includes a window and some clothing hanging. The person has short hair and is wearing black shorts. A little twink stands shirtless in a bathroom, wearing red patterned underwear, with short hair and glasses. The bathroom features a towel hanging in the background.
January 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Solo quería enseñaros las patitas de Moka
A close-up image of a dog's paws resting on a red blanket, with the paws positioned in a crossed manner. The fur is a mix of light brown and white.
January 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Por supuesto que pasamos por la juguetería y me compré esto, porque es cuquísimo
A colorful toy package labeled "Magic Mixies" featuring a magical crystal ball with a cloud-like character inside. It includes a wand and highlights over 80 lights, sounds, and reactions. The background shows a patterned blanket and a wall in soft orange colors.
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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En fin, que vaya bien sientan unas papitas y un kalimotxo
A bowl of golden crispy fries, garnished with wooden skewers, is served on a wooden board. Beside the fries, there are three small cups of dipping sauces: one orange, one white, and one red.
January 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM