You need Telstra's inadvertent garbage filter.
"The number you have dialled is unavailable. Say a 10-second message and we will send it as a text"
Text: "erm hi this is erm James Madeupname erm I"
"The number you have dialled is unavailable. Say a 10-second message and we will send it as a text"
Text: "erm hi this is erm James Madeupname erm I"
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You need Telstra's inadvertent garbage filter.
"The number you have dialled is unavailable. Say a 10-second message and we will send it as a text"
Text: "erm hi this is erm James Madeupname erm I"
"The number you have dialled is unavailable. Say a 10-second message and we will send it as a text"
Text: "erm hi this is erm James Madeupname erm I"
20 years ago the Paris metro exit gates were always open. No one cared about fare jumpers because if you entered in the opposite direction the gates closed with such force they would take out your knees. Which was always funnier.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
20 years ago the Paris metro exit gates were always open. No one cared about fare jumpers because if you entered in the opposite direction the gates closed with such force they would take out your knees. Which was always funnier.
I am going to run a soiled pair of y-fronts up the nearest flagpole
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I am going to run a soiled pair of y-fronts up the nearest flagpole
I wouldn't even if his grave was on fire
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wouldn't even if his grave was on fire
My office mate came in and started singing 🎶 I know a song that will get in your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves 🎶 Until I punched him in the face
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My office mate came in and started singing 🎶 I know a song that will get in your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves 🎶 Until I punched him in the face