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They'll be the first to fall to AI. It can create someone perfect-looking and it has no moral qualms so will promote absolutely any product or service.
January 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They'll be the first to fall to AI. It can create someone perfect-looking and it has no moral qualms so will promote absolutely any product or service.
The bar to be a "celebrity" is so low these days, we civilians are limbo dancing under it
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The bar to be a "celebrity" is so low these days, we civilians are limbo dancing under it
The reference to "pot" worries me that this might not be a metaphor
a man is stirring something in a pot under a tent that says southern on it
ALT: a man is stirring something in a pot under a tent that says southern on it
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The reference to "pot" worries me that this might not be a metaphor
Most would say the late 1990s, when cars were reliable and fairly clean, but not yet optimised to the hilt by CAD, which allowed them to be engineered to fail after the warranty expired. Plastic manifolds, brake discs that wear as fast as pads, sealed LED light units that cost thousands to replace
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Most would say the late 1990s, when cars were reliable and fairly clean, but not yet optimised to the hilt by CAD, which allowed them to be engineered to fail after the warranty expired. Plastic manifolds, brake discs that wear as fast as pads, sealed LED light units that cost thousands to replace
At my place you would have been hung out to dry if caught. There's nearly always a catch-all in the T&Cs that says you can't do anything unethical with company resources
January 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
At my place you would have been hung out to dry if caught. There's nearly always a catch-all in the T&Cs that says you can't do anything unethical with company resources
Thatcher destroyed the brewery ties and introduced pubcos, ehich are far worse.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Thatcher destroyed the brewery ties and introduced pubcos, ehich are far worse.
Ah, the food. So dodgy, they have (ok, they're dying out these days) special toilets to check whether anything has actually come out of the other end
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Ah, the food. So dodgy, they have (ok, they're dying out these days) special toilets to check whether anything has actually come out of the other end
One of the few places to still sell a vast range of rhythm literature/jazz mags. Apparently this is because the constant stream of strangers means the staff won't remember you, unlike the guy at the corner shop. Or people are driving one-handed
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 AM
One of the few places to still sell a vast range of rhythm literature/jazz mags. Apparently this is because the constant stream of strangers means the staff won't remember you, unlike the guy at the corner shop. Or people are driving one-handed
Trying to imagine a bird doing a lazy bass riff
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Trying to imagine a bird doing a lazy bass riff
Same as People's Postcode Lottery TV ads
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Same as People's Postcode Lottery TV ads
They're hilarious. Unintentionally camp, usually very friendly, and all apparently on the autistic spectrum. I like them
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 AM
They're hilarious. Unintentionally camp, usually very friendly, and all apparently on the autistic spectrum. I like them
I could never get past the stupid character names. And he's bloody depressing. I mean, I like Hardy
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I could never get past the stupid character names. And he's bloody depressing. I mean, I like Hardy
Once did the same to a pub toilet in Smithfield, the only trap they had. Big West Indian chap patiently waiting outside when I came out. I felt like buying him a drink to say sorry
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Once did the same to a pub toilet in Smithfield, the only trap they had. Big West Indian chap patiently waiting outside when I came out. I felt like buying him a drink to say sorry
Not a massively useful expression, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or some Charlie KKKirk fantasy world
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Not a massively useful expression, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or some Charlie KKKirk fantasy world
P Diddy looked uncannily like Rolf in his courtroom sketches. Maybe all ageing sex offenders grow to look similar
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
P Diddy looked uncannily like Rolf in his courtroom sketches. Maybe all ageing sex offenders grow to look similar
On the other hand, that's most of tonight's casserole and curry sorted
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
On the other hand, that's most of tonight's casserole and curry sorted
She has a crush on Phil. You have been warned
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
She has a crush on Phil. You have been warned
I assume you're smearing it all over and then licking it off?
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I assume you're smearing it all over and then licking it off?
What about the ones based on deep, passionate perversions?
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
What about the ones based on deep, passionate perversions?
I refused to go to the degree ceremony because I didn't want a photo of me in a cap and gown leering from the top of the TV for the rest of my parents' lives
January 25, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I refused to go to the degree ceremony because I didn't want a photo of me in a cap and gown leering from the top of the TV for the rest of my parents' lives
A recent album was online-only. Sorry, but I'm out, then. Downloading isn't too bad but streaming everything is just stupid. Your favourite stuff can be taken away at any time.
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 AM
A recent album was online-only. Sorry, but I'm out, then. Downloading isn't too bad but streaming everything is just stupid. Your favourite stuff can be taken away at any time.
I call bollix on this, unless you only steal mobile phones. Students don't carry cash. Hardly anyone does.
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I call bollix on this, unless you only steal mobile phones. Students don't carry cash. Hardly anyone does.
The Sweet's "Block Buster" is the worst offender
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 AM
The Sweet's "Block Buster" is the worst offender