Gobble and Waddle? I thought that’s what he did to Bubba.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gobble and Waddle? I thought that’s what he did to Bubba.
@mattleys I see you’re calling yourself ’super fungus’ now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@mattleys I see you’re calling yourself ’super fungus’ now.
Happy International Men’s Day everyone.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Happy International Men’s Day everyone.
Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.
“Big AND beautiful, Bill”
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Big AND beautiful, Bill”
@mattleys.bsky.social I see you have a personalised number plate now.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social I see you have a personalised number plate now.
Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.
Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.
One huge fart.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One huge fart.
Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.
A fuckwit writes
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A fuckwit writes
I’ve got the horn.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’ve got the horn.
@mattleys.bsky.social I see they’ve named a coat hanger after you.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@mattleys.bsky.social I see they’ve named a coat hanger after you.
Big boy just found a mirror.
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Big boy just found a mirror.
Me, reading your posts.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me, reading your posts.
What a fucking spoon.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What a fucking spoon.
“Very hard IQ test”
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Very hard IQ test”
I can see why he would want more ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I can see why he would want more ballroom.
As metaphors go, it’s the most metaphorical of metaphors. Some say the greatest.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As metaphors go, it’s the most metaphorical of metaphors. Some say the greatest.
Directed by David Lynch.
October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Directed by David Lynch.