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Roger Jacucci (He/Him/Dude)
@rogerjacucci.bsky.social
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International man of mystery and excitement. My hobbies include making crappy memes, weird #Spotify #playlists, and practicing #Krav. I love my cats, my #LGBTQIA daughter, my fiancé, and being almost #vegan. Fuck Charlie Kirk and fuck anyone who liked him.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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#RFKJr, BORBORITE FELCHER KENNEDY, JR

"I want to #felch the #Santorum right out of your Trumphole!" #CallBack
A close-up photograph of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) with his mouth slightly puckered, looking determinedly to the side. Large white text is superimposed over the image, which reads: "BORBORITE FELCHER KENNEDY, JR." The photo credit at the bottom says: "Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images". A close-up photograph of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) shouting into a microphone with his mouth wide open. Large white text is superimposed over the image, which reads: "I WANT TO FELCH THE SANTORUM RIGHT OUT OF YOUR TRUMP HOLE!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"WOMEN SENSE MY POWER, AND SEEK MY ESSENCE. BUT I DENY THEM THAT ESSENCE, BY FELCHING MY PRECIOUS, BODILY FLUIDS RIGHT BACK."-- #RFKJr
The individual in the photo is Robert F. Kennedy Jr., The image is a meme using a photo of RFK Jr. with the text: "WOMEN SENSE MY POWER, AND SEEK MY ESSENCE. BUT I DENY THEM THAT ESSENCE, BY FELCHING MY PRECIOUS, BODILY FLUIDS RIGHT BACK."
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I'll never forgive #RFKjr for being the reason why I had to Google "Felching."
An image of RFK, Junior, older white man, yelling intensely into a microphone on a lectern. He is wearing a suit jacket and a light blue collared shirt with a tie. His mouth is wide open, and his face is contorted in an expression of outrage or anger. The image has a top and bottom caption in white Impact font, typical of an internet meme. The text reads: Top caption: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THIS MAN Bottom caption: FOR BEING THE REASON WHY I HAD TO GOOGLE "FELCHING."
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Jess89911 and her hypothetical Scottish-Iranian restaurant in Tehran.
An image showing a social media post and a photo below it. The social media post is a dark-mode tweet by an account named Jessica (@jess89911) which reads: "When Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 leaves the UK we also take what's ours with us. Revenues from oil, gas, whisky, renewables etc to name just a few. . We also gain all powers and all decisions made in Scotland by Scots for Scots. No more London rule ever. #independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿" Below the tweet, there is a "Readers added context" note which says: "The user is not Scottish; their account is based in Iran." The photo below the tweet shows the exterior of a cafe or restaurant named "Jessica's". It has a sign with the name and an image of the Scottish flag, one Scottish flag hanging from the wall, and another smaller one on a flagpole above the entrance. The sign is in Farsi. The building is made of brick with arched windows and a large awning. Several people are seated outside at tables enjoying drinks and food. The setting appears to be a busy, older street, in Tehran, Iran.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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"This ain't the army, Sarge..."
Alt text for the image: A close-up shot of three young American soldiers from the movie Casualties of War. On the left, Michael J. Fox, wearing a light-colored, dusty T-shirt, looks across the frame. In the center, slightly behind and looking intently forward, is Don Harvey, holding a dark object. On the right, Sean Penn, in a green military uniform, faces left, engaged in a conversation with the other two. The setting is jungle or outdoor, and the men appear worn and serious.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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An X (formerly Twitter) post by @fredguy showing a manipulated image of Elon Musk's face superimposed on the body of a shirtless man sitting on a couch. The post asks, "hey @grok how would you describe the person in this photo's body type? Is it healthy? From the care (or lack thereof) taken in making this body what could you ascertain about his skills? abilities? intelligence?" Below the image is a response from the Grok account, which reads: "This image appears to be a manipulated meme, with Elon's face superimposed on an unfit, pudgy body that suggests poor conditioning and potential health risks from inactivity. In reality, Elon maintains a lean, muscular build through consistent weight training, cardio, and martial arts like judo and taekwondo. Physical fitness reflects discipline, but intelligence stems from cognitive pursuits—his track record in engineering and business speaks volumes there, unrelated to any single photo."
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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​A graphic style image from the movie Reservoir Dogs. The text "Things happen" is displayed prominently in large, bold, red letters on a white background. To the right is the black and white silhouette of Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen), wearing a shirt and tie, holding what appears to be a straight razor or knife. In the lower left corner is the dark, silhouetted profile of another man, suggesting the scene from the film where a character is being interrogated or tortured.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Things happen...
​A graphic style image from the movie Reservoir Dogs. The text "Things happen" is displayed prominently in large, bold, red letters on a white background. To the right is the black and white silhouette of Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen), wearing a shirt and tie, holding what appears to be a straight razor or knife. In the lower left corner is the dark, silhouetted profile of another man, suggesting the scene from the film where a character is being interrogated or tortured.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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A flyer with bold, black text on a light blue-gray, slightly textured background. The main heading is "Community meeting" in a large, heavy font. The details follow: * 6 Joshua's Way, Plymouth MA * Tuesday, November 18th * 6:30pm A paragraph describes the purpose: "This is a great opportunity to get informed, ask questions, and connect with other concerned parents. All are welcome—please invite friends and neighbors who may be interested." In the bottom right corner, there is a large black arrow pointing toward the right edge of the flyer.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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#ICE out of #Plymouth #Massachusetts December 13, 2025 2PM-3:30 PM 26 Long Pond Road

#ICEstapo #AbolishICE #ACAB
An illustration for an event poster that reads "ICE OUT OF PLYMOUTH" and "HOME TO THE ONLY ICE DETENTION CENTER IN MASSACHUSETTS" at the top. The event is scheduled for December 13, 2025, 2:00pm - 3:30pm. Below the title, the poster demands "DEMAND SHERIFF MCDONALD ENDS ICE AGREEMENT." The location is listed as the PLYMOUTH COUNTY CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, 26 LONG POND RD. The main visual is a stylized illustration of a diverse group of over twenty people, including families, men, women, and children, carrying bags and looking displaced or detained behind what appear to be the bars of a jail or facility. The bottom of the poster displays the logos of various sponsoring organizations, including Together We Thrive Boston, Lower Cape Indivisible, Citizens Alliance, Wareham for Law and Democracy, Plymouth Immigrant Rights Coalition, Indivisible Upper Cape, Indivisible Huppe(r) Cape, Mass 501, MidCape Indivisible, and several others. Image Caption: A graphic titled "Plymouth County Correctional Facility" with the subheading "If YOU build it, they will FILL it!" and details about the facility's relationship with ICE. Detailed Description: A poster-style graphic with a dark red background and white text detailing arguments against the Plymouth County Correctional Facility (PCCF) operating as an ICE detention center. The top section, under the main title, lists bullet points: * Plymouth is home to the ONLY ICE detention center in ALL of MA. * Sheriff McDonald initiated the first ICE agreement September 2008. * In 2017, the state Supreme Court Justice ruled that local law enforcement had no authority to detain people solely on the basis of a federal civil immigration violation. * In April 2024, PCCF not only extended the ICE contract, but expanded their capacity by 39%, or 526 beds. * PCCF has 25 years of documented abuses and mistreatment. A system of abuse that was already in motion, before the ICE agreements. A central section is titled "How does PCCF benefit from ICE?" Below this, a circular diagram illustrates a cycle of alleged financial and labor exploitation, with an arrow flowing clockwise through three points: * PCCF detains individuals * ICE pays the Sheriff's office $215 per detainee PER DAY * PCCF provides the government with free prison labor The center of the cycle is labeled: "Cycle of slave labor through PCCF and ICE". At the bottom of the image, a quote is provided: "We are just products to them. For them to trade and make money" - Santiago, ICE Detainee
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Crazy fundamentalists are holding a meeting November 18th to attack our schools and LGBTQ+ kids, in #Plymouth #Massachusetts.

These are #MomsForLiberty monsters.

#indivisible #PlymouthMA #Children #SCHOOL #SexEducation

@ffrf.org @freedomtoreadccc.bsky.social @indivisibleply.bsky.social
A screenshot of a social media post from "New Hope Chapel of Plymouth" stating: "Plymouth parents — this one's for our kids. Join us tomorrow Nov. 18th to learn what's being taught in our schools and how we can stand for our children. Hosted by Brian and Jess Fitzgibbon at New Hope Chapel. Visit our link in bio to learn more. See you tomorrow." The post includes the hashtags #children, #sexeducation, #plymouth, #plymouthma, #plymouthcounty, and #school. The bottom of the image shows the beginning of another line of text in large black font, which reads "CALLING ALL PLYMOUTH".
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Problem solved!
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Always ready to chip in when I can!
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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It's a great idea for a movie: City Slickers 3
Here is the alt text for the movie poster: Alt Text: A dramatic, wide-shot movie poster for "City Slickers 3: Cattledrive to Freedom." The three main stars—Billy Crystal, Bruno Kirby, and Daniel Stern—are shown on horseback, wearing cowboy hats and western attire, crossing a wide, shallow river in a rugged, sun-drenched valley with mountains in the background. They are stern-faced, leading a large herd of cattle and, walking in the water among the cattle, a diverse group of refugees also seeking to cross. A small American flag is visible on a flagpole in the far distance on the left bank. The title is prominently displayed at the top in a rustic western font. The main cast names (Billy Crystal, Bruno Kirby, Daniel Stern) are listed below the image, followed by the tagline: "They're back in the saddle and brining everyone with them." The release date is "SUMMER 2025."
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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They *CAN* stop this madness... For an ADDITIONAL FEE...
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM