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Rod Garrett
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Former normal person until covid came along. Now I have long covid. Over 5 years now. I'm too healthy for help and not healthy enough to help myself. Life's a paradox. And finally, DJT is a child rapist, liar, asshole and dumbshit.
With AI CGI is now DOA. Let's keep that on the QT. AOK?
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
He walked into town with a croissant on each hip and a baguette over his shoulder. He was here and he wasn't taking prisoners.
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The sandwich heard 'round the world.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Can we call the sandwich guy a "hero"?
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every speech anyone in the GOP makes should always end with the phrase "Yeah...that's the ticket".
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Eating healthy is not cheap. Eating cheap is not healthy.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Reposted by Rod Garrett
Newsom: "He is not screwing around. He's changing the rules. He's rigging the game because he knows he'll lose if all things are equal. He did not expect California to fight fire with fire."
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Denying millions their food will only lead to an increase in crime. I'm sure that is what they are hoping for.
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hey Arnold,
Texas started it. California is finishing it. STFU.
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I would say Brooke Rollins, the secretary of the department of agriculture, can kiss my ass but she is too busy kissing Trump's ass.
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today, after over 66 years, I am rationing food.
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
USDA website is blaming Democrats.
October 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
With grocery prices as they are SNAP benefits do not last a month. Without SNAP I estimate I will be completely out of food sometime between the 7th and the 10th. I know food banks are an option but children need to eat first. Wish me luck but pray for the kids.
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
LAX is shutdown. Not enough air traffic controllers. Thousands of flights halted. Inbound and outbound.
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Everything he says is fact checked to see if it is true.
It is not.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Will the November SNAP benefits carry over?
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Does the Grim Reaper take referrals?
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And I want a giant ballroom with a lot of gold shit everywhere. The tackier the better.
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm asking for $230 million dollars because I have to endure Trump's bullshit.
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WHAT IF...
What if we all wore masks similar to the ICE masks. We don't know them, they don't know us.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I can assume the new room of the White House will be on wheels.
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nuremberg II
Just when you thought it was safe to be a dictator.
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I can't attend a No Kings rally because of my disability. I wouldn't last. But if you are going and need a sign idea here you go. "NO KINGS. ONLY JESTERS". Be safe today.
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
LONG COVID SUCKS!!!
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So that's what the term "Trumped up" means. Imagine that. Who would've thought?
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM