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Rodeo Punk Parade
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Make it weird. 🏳️‍🌈💀🛹 🦇
Boutique alt streetwear.

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📢 GOOD MORNING 📢
Let's go fuck shit up
Protesters rocking Rodeo Punk Parade t-shirts
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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This way to sacrifice your baby to the toilet gods
A restroom sign showing the normal style people icons except the icon in the skirt has an arm up and one leg bent, suggesting motion and possibly concern. The other icon is walking forward in big wide steps, back perfectly straight, and arms stretched out in front of him as far as they can go, with a baby in his hands, arms waving in the air. Next them is an arrow pointing up and to the right, and beneath them is the word "Restrooms"
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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We're thinking about bringing back this vintage pin, maybe we'll make a funny lil pride pin pack!
A vintage pin that says "I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public"
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Our exclusive line of nipple blankets awaits you!
Some people call them t-shirts, we hear.
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Rodeo Punk Parade Disillusioned shirt Rodeo Punk Parade Homoerotic Telepathy shirt Rodeo Punk Parade Crybaby shirt Rodeo Punk Parade Eat the Rich shirt
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Yes.
Gay.
Gay.
Gay.
Gay.
Vintage sunflower Anna ad that asks the question "am I gay?" And answers is it "yes. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay."
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Good morning!
A hand messing with a sleeping person's face and the words "wake up"
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Joumana is currently accepting prayers, gifts, and sacrifices
PAYTRIBUTETOJOUMANA!!!
A meme showing "Joumana watching over us" with a holy image of her, and a woman on her knees before her holy light with the caption "metro detroiters"
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Who's getting in the holiday spirit? 😄
Barb (Margot Kidder) smoking a cigarette in Black Christmas saying "Yule-ish, very yule-ish"
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Stranger Things Season 1 vs Season 5 Showing side by side photos of the child cast in S1 and pictures of completely different actors that are adults in roles where they wore similar clothes, for comedic effect. For example, Dustin and Jack Black. Or Eleven and Eminem
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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What to know about Rodeo Punk Parade:
Silly t-shirts
Spooky alt clothes
🏳️‍🌈🦇🛹📚🎥 & other emojis
Ran by a skeleton and two goblins in a trench coat
Punk rock attitude
Queer
We love community spirit
Nerdcore
H💀RR💀R
Art 🎨🖌️
Humor heals the heart
Friends > sales
#makeitweird
Meme showing Bart Simpson having fallen off his skateboard getting bandaged up by Lisa. Bart looks grateful and as though Lisa is making the wound better. The word "me" is on Bart and "your follow" is on Lisa Cool folks shopping at a Rodeo Punk Parade booth at an event Rodeo Punk Parade is love Rode Punk Parade's It Gets Worse t-shirt
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Dorothy saying "go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains."
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Dorothy saying "Stanley, you truly are one chromosome away from being a potato"
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Sophia saying "I'm depressed, I need a cookie"
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Dorothy saying "I feel the power of Satan inside me"
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Rose says "I'm here if you wanna pick my brain" Dorothy says "Rose, I think we should leave it alone and let it heal"
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Blanche says "they got my jewels". She has white handprints on her blouse Dorothy says "but I see they didn't get your cocaine"
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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A man asks "which one's the slut?" And Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose all raise their hands and say 'I AM'".
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Blanche talking to Dorothy and Sophia. Dorothy, after exposing her friend Jean is a lesbian, says "You're not surprised?" Blanche says "of course not! I mean I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?" Dorothy: "Not LEBANESE, Blanche! LESBIAN!" Blanche, confused because she doesn't know what a lesbian is, says "lesbian?! Lesbian? Lesbian!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Dorothy angrily saying "Condoms, Rose."
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Sophia saying "Rose, get to the last where they steal the brain out of the dead body and sew it into your head"
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Blanche comes out in a dress saying "just so embarrassed to be seen in this old thing". Sophia responds "don't worry, Blanche. The dress covers most of it."
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Sophia saying "crossing the street without getting pregnant was a chore in Sicily."
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Blanche saying "that's the most fun I've ever had standing up!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A woman yells at Sophia saying "May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta." Dorothy and Sophia give comedically horrific reactions.
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This is some of our moots 🖤 😄
Dorothy and Sophia, Sophia is dressed in all black, she asks "how do I look?". Dorothy says "like a widow in mourning". Sophia replies "Perfect. He'll know I'm available."
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM