Jonathan
@rockatansky.bsky.social
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
He/him
He/him
Same place they found Tiny Elvis
a group of people in a car watching a movie
Alt: a group of people in a car with a tiny Elvis on the dashboard
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Same place they found Tiny Elvis
In my middle school and high school band, first chair was always the left most (from audience perspective) of a given instrument. If there are multiple rows of the instrument, they were also in the first row of that grouping
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In my middle school and high school band, first chair was always the left most (from audience perspective) of a given instrument. If there are multiple rows of the instrument, they were also in the first row of that grouping
Once saw a comedian say the following:
"Wanna have some fun? Go to the store. Get alcohol and diapers. When told the total, act like you didn't have enough money and ask them to take off the diapers."
"Wanna have some fun? Go to the store. Get alcohol and diapers. When told the total, act like you didn't have enough money and ask them to take off the diapers."
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Once saw a comedian say the following:
"Wanna have some fun? Go to the store. Get alcohol and diapers. When told the total, act like you didn't have enough money and ask them to take off the diapers."
"Wanna have some fun? Go to the store. Get alcohol and diapers. When told the total, act like you didn't have enough money and ask them to take off the diapers."
In the mid-80s, my dad owned a pizza place. He set up a projector hooked to a VCR, and had a series of tapes with Little Rascals and Laurel & Hardy shorts. They would play from open to close. They were my background noise while doing homework. I loved it.
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In the mid-80s, my dad owned a pizza place. He set up a projector hooked to a VCR, and had a series of tapes with Little Rascals and Laurel & Hardy shorts. They would play from open to close. They were my background noise while doing homework. I loved it.
Tulsi says Obama faked Russian election interference evidence
July 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Tulsi says Obama faked Russian election interference evidence
That is the only movie she's seen where she knew the dog died. But, she just saw it a couple of weeks ago. She completely understood his motivation, and thought he didn't go far enough.
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
That is the only movie she's seen where she knew the dog died. But, she just saw it a couple of weeks ago. She completely understood his motivation, and thought he didn't go far enough.
If there's a dog in the movie, I have to check www.doesthedogdie.com to make sure nothing happens to it before my wife will see it
DoesTheDogDie.com
Crowdsourced trigger warnings spoilers for movies, tv, books and more.
www.doesthedogdie.com
July 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If there's a dog in the movie, I have to check www.doesthedogdie.com to make sure nothing happens to it before my wife will see it
Can I still call the Bene Gesserit spice girls?
July 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Can I still call the Bene Gesserit spice girls?
Adult converts perfectly encapsulated
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Adult converts perfectly encapsulated
Must've run into this guy somewhere along the way.
a man in a police uniform says sorry folks park 's closed the moose out front should ve told ya
Alt: a man in a police uniform says sorry folks park 's closed the moose out front should ve told ya
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Must've run into this guy somewhere along the way.
Something fun about watching a film from your youth with your children and having them say "oh, that's where the meme comes from".
June 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Something fun about watching a film from your youth with your children and having them say "oh, that's where the meme comes from".
If something is free, you are the product
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If something is free, you are the product
I saw Jaws way too young.
May 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I saw Jaws way too young.
