He had pieces of prosciutto and halibut for dinner tonight, he eats better than basically the entire nation on average, this spoiled baby

Hm. Well, since 'frappuccino' is specifically branded to Starbucks I doubt you'll see it on a menu. You can ask around for frappes, though, or an iced/frozen latte with caramel syrup and vegan whipped cream. But, of course, they'd need vegan whipped cream. Never hurts to ask.

Coffee shops can sell hot chocolates, esp. bakery coffee shops because they use the baking chocolate to make the hot chocolates. You can ask for a milk alternative. to DIY, buy semi-sweet baking chips, melt them, then add to 'milk', bring to a simmer while stirring. It's like 1/8 cup to 8 oz ratio

Bro you need to get out of there the chef is gone murder suicide everybody in there like in The Menu. Don't let them give you no broken emulsion

Interesting! I didn't know that, I thought that the fact you have to move your eyes to the second balloon produces the 'beat' that's implied within the pause. Huh. Well damn. Now I won't be able to un-see it. How extraordinarily dare you, sir.

I know better than to trust you BEEF

But your process

I'll trust that

that's a webcomic artist bingo square for you then