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Rob Townsend
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Why fund Epstein when he could start his own?
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Don't fall for it. He's distracting everyone from the Epstein files.
He will not reschedule cannabis.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well that's frigging hopeless.
Unless the EU gives him a fake peace prize of hands groping the Earth and a shiny gold coin to hang around his vulva neck.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
He probably had an enlarged prostate.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
At the speed he's declining, he won't remember what his job is supposed to be, and he'll be firing everyone he hired like he's still on The Apprentice.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Jimmy announced it himself last night on his show.
I recon he's the one 'close to the matter'.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The beating of American consumers will continue until morale improves.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
'If' that is.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Of Kushner gets it, I'll have to cancel my subscription.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's the brain worm talking.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'd rather rub road salt in my eyes than watch this.
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Everything he touches dies.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
14 year old girls are not women Margie.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Trusting anyone in this administration is possibly the worst decision you have ever made.
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There is no damn way that Netanyahu doesn't occupy the graveyard he made.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
His reply (probably): YOU'RE FIRED!
NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
He probably promised Kim Jong Un he would do it.
He might have even called him Bubba during pillow talk.
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Can you make his hands smaller?
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
ANOTHER TELL IS THAT THEY’RE NOT IN ALL CAPS AND THE SPELLING ISN'T THAT OF A TODDLER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM