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Rob Ashton
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was @jayneut at at the sh!tbird place ....
Avs, Golf, hockey, motorcycles and jokes - that's my live, love, laugh list!
Ok....THIS is day 1 of me NOT complaining about missing Colorado Avalanche hockey....
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This is day 1 of me NOT complaining about missing Colorado Avalanche hockey!!! @avalanche.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This is day 1 of me NOT complaining about missing Colorado Avalanche hockey!!! @avalanche.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
A picture is worth a thousand of the "best words" .... Carney vs Trump in a picture
January 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I'm having doubts about Star Trek: Degrassi High...

I liked the trailer, like the concept, but now I really wonder if a bunch of friggin' kids is what I wanna watch!!!
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by Rob Ashton
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
So #MAGA starts with making Venezuela great again?

Just #ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles already....
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Doug Ford telling us that people need to work in an office 5 days a week is a bigger slap in the face than anyone deserves.... unless you're one of the 17% who voted for that POS, then I hope you're being forced back to an office 5 days a week.
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Does Google intentionally make their keyboards stupid and useless, in an attempt drive us all towards using the AI to communicate??? FFS, this Pixel is literally a decade behind how slick the BlackBerry Z30 was.
Pathetic..... and the same goes for iPhones. Sad no one knows....
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ANYONE who listens to Wheezy McFukwad, RFK, and thinks they should trust the health advice he barely manages to gasp and croak out of his wrinkled face, is a full on moron!

Imagine how dumb his boss must be, to hire him???
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I agree with Marit Stiles.

Doug Ford and his government are corrupt.

IagreewithMaritStiles.ca
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
WTF is the deal with all the cream filled TimBits. Hortons????
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wanting to buy a smokeless fire bowl - found this one, says it's smokeless.

Then read the marketing blurb ... "SMOKELESS: Nearly smokeless operation makes enjoying a wood firepit incredibly pleasant"

The best part of this smokeless fire pit? Nearly no smoke, apparently...
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wonder if McDavid would be this mad if they'd allowed Landeskog's goal, and then maybe the @Avalanche wouldn't have buried the Oilers like they did!!!!!!

#GoAvsGo
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
There should be a Halloween law, like with election signs in Ontario... you have 24 hours after Halloween is over to take all your inflatable crap down. Unless it's on a Thursday Friday, maybe, then you get the weekend....
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Perhaps we can stop just calling Trump supporters stupid.

Uninformed.

They're just a bunch of stupid, uninformed MAGAts....
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Losing a regular season NHL game in a shootout sucks, but for contenders, at that point, the game was tied, so win or lose makes no difference really.

I'm so happy the Avalanche fought back last night from down 4-1 in the 1st, to losing 5-4 in the SO.

They dominated that game - #GoAvsGo!!
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reposted by Rob Ashton
💎 @mehdirhasan.bsky.social 💎

“The great irony is, of course, that 🦆 is the son of an immigrant, the grandson of an immigrant, & married to an immigrant...

In fact, two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do.”
October 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Reposted by Rob Ashton
October 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Where were all these #NoKings protesters when it was voters who were needed for #Kamala Harris, who was the No King option 'Murica could have had?
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm enjoying every second of the Avalanche game tonight, no matter how awful Cassie Campbell-Pascall's monotonous droning was!!

#GoAvsGo!!!
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
In case you need to know, it can only good happen....
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Way to go, CTV News ... It's Frank Scarpitti, not Scrapitti....
September 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hey, does anyone know if that bottle of Crown Royal Duh'g Ford started pouring out yesterday is empty yet?

#DumbestPremierEver
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dumbest premier award goes again to Duh'g Ford...

1 - pouring out the largest size Crown Royal through the diffuser, so it looked like a 22 Minutes sketch

2 - says a man was "shot to death... twice".

#DumbestPremierEver
September 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Is there a whinier sound than whichever the hell Gallagher it is singing "you're my wonderwaaaaaaallllll"?

.... asking for a confused friend.
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM