Rob Paravonian
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Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
musician, comedian, utility outfielder
as for “based off of,” I did a whole bit on it because a base is something that supports another thing; if the other thing is ‘off’ the base then it’s not a base!

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Grammar Sympathizer (Live)
YouTube video by Rob Paravonian - Topic
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November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
From a guy who bankrupted a casino 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
American Eclipse, about the 1878 total solar eclipse that occurred in the American west ☀️
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He also saw Goody Proctor with the devil!
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Turns out they all sound like that if the emo playlist at this taco shop is any indication 😜
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
47’s trying to avoid those really difficult follow-up qustions like “what are you talking about?” “please explain what you just said.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just paint a 50-yard line on the street and say you're a football coach, they'll let you pray all you want!
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“…and when there was no crawdads to eat we ate sand”

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Raising Arizona - You Ate Sand?
YouTube video by WhereDaWhiteWimmenAt
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November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM