RoboWhimsical
@robowhimsical.bsky.social
I bleep, therefore I bloop.
And its girth.
Value of the day is not in its length but in its use.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And its girth.
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Boss, I'm tired of this ratfuckery.
Democrats would be in danger of losing around a dozen majority-minority districts across the South if the Supreme Court struck down part of the Voting Rights Act, a New York Time analysis found. nyti.ms/4qwXK3Z
October 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Boss, I'm tired of this ratfuckery.
To kill cancer, shoot it until it dies.
Wishing you the best of luck, Becky! ❤️
Wishing you the best of luck, Becky! ❤️
Today, I start chemotherapy to kill this cancer.
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
To kill cancer, shoot it until it dies.
Wishing you the best of luck, Becky! ❤️
Wishing you the best of luck, Becky! ❤️
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If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine
I don't trust a guy with with two first names to have the best interests of American healthcare in mind.
Mullin: "We know Obamacare, affordable healthcare, didn't work because it made the healthcare costs go through the roof. If we want to solve this issue, how about we use the president that's in office right now? He's the art of the deal, he knows business, he knows what free markets can do"
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don't trust a guy with with two first names to have the best interests of American healthcare in mind.
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For critical weather info from NWS.noaa.gov, please visit
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October 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The U.S. Government is closed & this account will not be updated.
NOAA.gov websites & social media necessary to protect lives & property WILL be maintained.
For critical weather info from NWS.noaa.gov, please visit
www.weather.gov
Learn more: www.commerce.gov/news/blog/
NOAA.gov websites & social media necessary to protect lives & property WILL be maintained.
For critical weather info from NWS.noaa.gov, please visit
www.weather.gov
Learn more: www.commerce.gov/news/blog/
Periodic reminder to delete your Meta accounts.
Accounts providing crucial reproductive health information are disappearing off Meta platforms, often without warning. In a post-Roe landscape where access to accurate reproductive health info is more crucial than ever, Meta's enforcement system is silencing the very voices communities need most.
Meta is Removing Abortion Advocates' Accounts Without Warning
BY LISA FEMIA | September 24, 2025This is the fifth installment in a blog series documenting EFF's findings from the Stop Censoring Abortion campaign. You can read additional posts here. When the team...
www.eff.org
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Periodic reminder to delete your Meta accounts.
The sight of nearly every flag in town at half mast because of Worst Wessel is just pathetic.
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The sight of nearly every flag in town at half mast because of Worst Wessel is just pathetic.
Kash looks like he needs a refill on his Broward County Tic-Tacs.
FBI Director Kash Patel testified on Capitol Hill that the father of the suspect in the Charlie Kirk assassination contacted the FBI after identifying him in images released to the public.
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Kash looks like he needs a refill on his Broward County Tic-Tacs.
Thus, Chuck Tingle answered the call.
WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
WEIRDE
BOOKES
August 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thus, Chuck Tingle answered the call.
The real humiliation is not in having your affair uncovered but to get roasted live by Coldplay.
Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay, called out a couple who hid their faces after being caught on a kiss camera during a show.
Chris Martin jokes couple is ‘having an affair’ at Coldplay concert after man ducks on kiss cam
"Oh, look at these two. ... Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy," Martin said during the Massachusetts show at Gillette Stadium.
nbcnews.to
July 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The real humiliation is not in having your affair uncovered but to get roasted live by Coldplay.
Most kids: I bet this stick would make a great sword
Kid me: I bet this clip would be an awesome starship
Kid me: I bet this clip would be an awesome starship
July 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Most kids: I bet this stick would make a great sword
Kid me: I bet this clip would be an awesome starship
Kid me: I bet this clip would be an awesome starship
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We reelected the bleach injection guy. We will have terrible disaster response as long as he is in office.
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We reelected the bleach injection guy. We will have terrible disaster response as long as he is in office.
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Just because you're a wannabe doesn't mean you'll Neverbe. All of your favorite artists started out as wannabes. They saw and heard art, got inspired, and said "I want to do that!" Just like you.
So go make some fucking art and stop being so hard on yourself.
So go make some fucking art and stop being so hard on yourself.
July 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just because you're a wannabe doesn't mean you'll Neverbe. All of your favorite artists started out as wannabes. They saw and heard art, got inspired, and said "I want to do that!" Just like you.
So go make some fucking art and stop being so hard on yourself.
So go make some fucking art and stop being so hard on yourself.
If your fetish is being relentlessly and poorly lied to, you're eating good right now.
DOOCY: The report says there's no Epstein client list. So what happened to the Epstein client list that the attorney general said she had on desk?
LEAVITT: She was saying the entirety of all the paperwork was on her desk
LEAVITT: She was saying the entirety of all the paperwork was on her desk
July 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If your fetish is being relentlessly and poorly lied to, you're eating good right now.
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The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
June 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.
Their inaction is deadly.
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I waitress while I run for Congress. I know what it’s like to stretch a paycheck, juggle bills, and still show up for your community.
Washington needs more people who live like us — not just talk about us.
Derrick Van Orden talks the talk. I'll walk the walk.
Washington needs more people who live like us — not just talk about us.
Derrick Van Orden talks the talk. I'll walk the walk.
June 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I waitress while I run for Congress. I know what it’s like to stretch a paycheck, juggle bills, and still show up for your community.
Washington needs more people who live like us — not just talk about us.
Derrick Van Orden talks the talk. I'll walk the walk.
Washington needs more people who live like us — not just talk about us.
Derrick Van Orden talks the talk. I'll walk the walk.
This fact just made me blue myself.
Wait a minute.
Fugates.
Fugates.
Fungates.
Funkgates.
Funkates.
Tobias--
Fugates.
Fugates.
Fungates.
Funkgates.
Funkates.
Tobias--
May 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This fact just made me blue myself.
Right wing viewers don't watch CNN, and left wing viewers don't want to see this dreck. All CNN is doing is proving their junk food airport news with no real audience.
folks they're still at it
(yes, this is happening right now on CNN)
(yes, this is happening right now on CNN)
May 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Right wing viewers don't watch CNN, and left wing viewers don't want to see this dreck. All CNN is doing is proving their junk food airport news with no real audience.
Daily reminder that the GOP congress could stop this crazy train at any time.
President Trump visited Capitol Hill to try to convince moderate and GOP hardliners to vote for a massive tax and immigration bill, which is central to his second-term plans and faces continued resistance.
Trump tries to persuade, and threaten, GOP to support his budget bill
The massive tax and immigration bill, which is central to Trump’s second-term plans, faces continued resistance from both moderates and GOP hard-liners.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Daily reminder that the GOP congress could stop this crazy train at any time.
I guess Hegseth is the better ass kisser.
FOX NEWS ALERT: Mike Waltz out as Trump's national security adviser
May 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I guess Hegseth is the better ass kisser.
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No lande yn all of historye hath evir had merelye one language. Even the monolingual do not lyve wyth just one tongue. Take the lid off any language and see thousandes. Historye ys polyglot, culture ys a glorious babel of invention, and lyfe itself ys made out of translaciouns.
April 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No lande yn all of historye hath evir had merelye one language. Even the monolingual do not lyve wyth just one tongue. Take the lid off any language and see thousandes. Historye ys polyglot, culture ys a glorious babel of invention, and lyfe itself ys made out of translaciouns.
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Imagine thinking you are entitled to inconvenience others. I would give you the most uncomfortable, pregnant pause and stare before going right back to ignoring you.
Unpopular opinion: I know it's cool to wear your earbuds and carry a book while pasting a disinterested, don't-talk-to-me expression on your face, but I like to talk to the person sitting beside me on airplanes. I liked it when we were willing to be inconvenienced by strangers.
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine thinking you are entitled to inconvenience others. I would give you the most uncomfortable, pregnant pause and stare before going right back to ignoring you.