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Three pears in a trenchcoat
@robotpinemarten.bsky.social
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🍐 40 disabled, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
House MD medical malpractice brainrot since 2005
Ineffable idiots 😇😈
Parent to 7 Izzy’s
Full time Izzy canyon resident
Steddyhands truther
ilikepears on ao3/ discord
Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko
No minors 🔞 no antis. No AI 🚫
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A white Maltese dog with a long coat and an x drawn on its face being judged at a dog show. It’s expression suggests it is judging the photographer
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Izzy Hands standing on the deck of the revenge in the middle of a storm. He is soaking wet his shirt is plastered to the contours of his tits and showing off his chest hair, his hair is wet and hanging over his face, there is a scar on his forehead
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I forgot he was attached to my headphones case 🙃
An Izzy Hands doll wearing a dinosaur onesie hanging from the back of the sofa by his collar and lead
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A box propped up with a stick and a piece of string attached to it over an Ikea Blåhaj shark plushie with text saying ‘queerbaiting’
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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A shop sign saying ‘season of giving 70% off’ below it is the logo for the sports company Head
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Wilson wearing a white shirt and ugly brown striped tie standing against a wall in a hotel room next to some curtains
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Babygirl you really don’t
Con O’Neill pointing towards text on his T-shirt saying ‘I just look straight’ the word straight is written in rainbow letters and is very misleading because he absolutely doesn’t look straight but he looks very proud of his T-shirt
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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That’s where I live
Izzy Hands topless, hair and sweaty surrounded by candles with his head tilted slightly to the right. A white circle and arrow have been drawn around the dip in his side above his hips with green writing saying ‘pears home’
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Sanjeev Bhaskar is that you?
A tweet by Differently Dave @GoldenVision90 saying ‘Just had to take a urine sample to my GP and at reception they asked me "does the doctor know about this already". No, no. I just brought a cup of my wee as a present. Please don't spoil the surprise.’
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Sent an email to the crisis team after they wrote to my GP saying I didn’t engage. This is far more polite than I wanted to be
I just received my discharge letter from HTT and it says I didn’t engage with the service. Could you tell me exactly how I didn’t engage with the two appointments I was given? I asked for a medication review and was just discharged instead.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Text saying ‘me - gosh why does my back hurt?’ ‘Also me - ‘ Above a picture of a prawn sitting in a computer chair
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Wilson and House sitting next to each other in Cuddys office having couples therapy
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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And drawing isn’t the only form of art. Colouring sheet, free magazines, glue stick, sharpies (cheaper pens available)
A colouring sheet of a cartoon duck wearing a Sherlock Holmes style hat and holding a pencil and coffee with text saying ‘Detective duck quacks the case.’ Instead of pens the duck has been coloured using ripped out pages from magazines
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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A cartoon hedgehog wearing a bow with text saying ‘self-care isn’t enough I need to bite someone’
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Emotional support boobs
Izzy Hands big daddy milkers
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Roller derby Izzy commission by @draw-just-draw.bsky.social I love the 90’s vibes so much
A drawing of Izzy Hands ready to fuck shit up at the roller derby. He is turning towards the camera flipping it off and wearing shorts saying ‘this machine kills fascists’ the background is pink and yellow with amazing 90’s style words and images
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A frog with ‘I like frog’ written beneath it
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Mental health team - ‘do some colouring’
Me -
A hedgehog from a colouring book coloured with collage from magazines holding a strawberry with text saying ‘shove it up your butt’ which is my exact sentiment to the suggestion of doing some colouring during a mental health crisis
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The horrors persist but so do frogs.
30 multicoloured frogs from a colouring book with ‘Frogs are my therapy’ written in the middle
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Little Izzy waiting for the livestream to start
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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We’re ready
Me wearing a blur Oodie with unicorns on it and a small Izzy Hands doll sticking out of the top. My face is covered by a pear emoji though Dear Izzy livestream attendees may be subjected to an uncensored version
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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A white unicorn mascot with pink hair, a yellow horn, and an orange collar with an x drawn on its cheek stands in front of a festival booth.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Thanks Obama
Kutner standing in the lecture theatre smiling wearing a red and blue striped T-shirt with a blue zip up hoodie and lab coat over it and a stethoscope around his neck
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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IzDog got a gold leg as an upgrade for the bandage I put on it pre season 2
An Izzy Hands dog plushie wearing a red hoodie with gold fabric wrapped around his left leg
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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A tweet by Izzy @EasyHands saying ‘Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "G'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself.’
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM