doing my own variation on this where I stuff a Saquon hoagie from Wawa with a piece of paper I scrawled “ONE FREE BACKRUB” on

Next year they should make a heat map of where the cooler people live in our section of Philly so I can “ascend the leaderboards”

On the other hand, they got me dead to rights

when the stupid app started playing The Chain and tried to tell me not to be offended, I knew I was in for this too (65)

you posted your recipe once and I saved it and it’s really good

> > > > > > > > > > > Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven

I open the locket immediately after he congratulates me at the ceremony where they announce that I found your skeleton and then some song we all liked in 2003 starts playing and the window immediately minimizes and starts counting down to play a show you don’t want to watch

It might not be until the penultimate episode of the season, but I promise I’ll do a pretty decent job of it

tutorial teaches about strategic dismemberment gameplay by pitting you against that uppity hitchhiking robot

A pretty good day

Ecco would spend several minutes frantically dashing past Darwin, frantically spinning in a rectangle around him, before painstakingly managing to align with him so they can initiate dialogue