The rolling giant

this is everything

happy Bday!! *nooommm*

exaaactlyyy!! the sweat shouldn't be dripping and permanently staining the pavement! It really should be someone's cute face instead!

someone get this fox some industrial grade plushies!!!!

No what? You're not constantly thinking about how sniffing them made you feel? No trying to keep your gaze off of their soles anytime you two meet now?

Who knows? Maybe if you dutifully follow their every order like a good pet, they'll let you feel their feet on your face again~?

1cm bigger each time

The wedding will be such an occasion, all your friends and family gathering to watch you exchange vows with a pair of stinky, gross feet. I wonder what will be on everyones mind as you go forth in kissing the brides ;3