I follow Formula 1 for the ✨ dramaa✨

Unrelated but they do F1 secret santa every year and Hulkenberg got Alonso a cane 😭 because he's OLD (he's 45, youngest is 18 I think right now)

Anyway, enjoy the race! I will be sleeping through it and finding out who won when I wake up. Not sure whether I want order or chaos.

became a lewis fan after hearing about his dog dying and his charitable work, like. I know he's a wealthy celebrity. but i feel so protective lmfao like they're hurting his feelings. BE NICE!!!!!! HE'S SENSITIVE!!!

look how they've massacred my boy

Also, my fav boy, Lewis Hamilton (Ferrari), is having the worst year of his life it seems. Widely considered to be bad management at Ferrari & the car sucks. The news is like "will he retire?" like imagine having such a bad season that people are like "will he just fucking quit forever"

It's so unlikely that Max said his parent's arent even here because they made other plans after it seemed like he would not be in contention for world champ 😭 like it's crazyyyyyy

Anyway that's all. Alonso (one of the older drivers) literally was like yea I'll be driving but I don't want to be near those guys, I just wanna watch what happens lol Like we are all just leaning forward in our seats like dude it really came down to the last race.

And then if we DON'T have a mclaren winner this year and it's NEITHER of them and it's max, then will mclaren's strategy team be called the stupidest of all time 😭

But on the other hand, being the world champion just because your teammate was ordered to tap on the breaks . . . 😬

Like, in a situation where Oscar is 3rd and Lando is 4th, will they tell Oscar to let him through? Because being 3rd would mean Lando wins. But for Oscar, he'd not only have to climb 2 places to 1st, but also for Lando to drop to 6th. Unlikely.

One big drama: Because Lando is more likely to win, in a scenario where it would make strategic sense, would mclaren order Oscar to let Lando pass? Even though Oscar's a championship contender too? 👀

And just for fun qualifying 4th we have George Russel (mercedes) one of my favs, who has beef with Max specifically. So while he's not in contention for world champ he could possibly be an agent of chaos.

Max Verstappen (redbull) is a machine and qualified 1st. He is second most likely to win, after Lando. In order to win he would need to be 1st and Lando would need to not finish 1, 2, or 3rd. He is the reigning world champ for 4 years.

He qualified 3rd and is least likely to win out of the 3. To win he needs to finish 1st and Lando to finish 6th or below. Unlikely but shit goes down. 🤷‍♀️

Oscar Piastri (mclaren) is but a lad. A manlet. 24. He is Lando's teammate and newer. He was dominating the entire first half of the season, but had a rough 2nd half (people are assuming nerves bc he's young) so his teammate Lando and redbull Max Verstappen have caught up in points atm.

Lando Norris (mclaren) should have won several races ago but mclaren FUCKED IT BAD. He qualified 2nd & is most likely to win. If he's 1, 2, or 3rd place he wins. He qualified 2nd, so all he has to do is keep pace, he can even lose a place. No need to pass #1, why risk it?

The championship has come down to the last race, Abu Dhabi, and it's tight between 3 people.