rené
@robobeau.com
I have outdone myself. I don't know where to go from here; there are no more mountains left to climb. 😔
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have outdone myself. I don't know where to go from here; there are no more mountains left to climb. 😔
Fuck a Spotify Wrapped.
I wanna hear 'bout your Nintendo Music Year in Review.
I wanna hear 'bout your Nintendo Music Year in Review.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Fuck a Spotify Wrapped.
I wanna hear 'bout your Nintendo Music Year in Review.
I wanna hear 'bout your Nintendo Music Year in Review.
TNT is forever a boy in my stable.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
TNT is forever a boy in my stable.
Went 0-3 at the pre-release 🥲 but at least @coolstuffinc.com gave me TWO @mtgnerdgirl.bsky.social tokens!
That's double the Hammies!
That's double the Hammies!
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Went 0-3 at the pre-release 🥲 but at least @coolstuffinc.com gave me TWO @mtgnerdgirl.bsky.social tokens!
That's double the Hammies!
That's double the Hammies!
"But René, there's ludonarrati—"
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
There is no amount of payoff worth putting up with this. It is cynically padded to inflate engagement metrics.
This difficulty setting is a straight-up lie.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
There is no amount of payoff worth putting up with this. It is cynically padded to inflate engagement metrics.
This difficulty setting is a straight-up lie.
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"But René, there's ludonarrati—"
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
There is no amount of payoff worth putting up with this. It is cynically padded to inflate engagement metrics.
This difficulty setting is a straight-up lie.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
There is no amount of payoff worth putting up with this. It is cynically padded to inflate engagement metrics.
This difficulty setting is a straight-up lie.
New rule: You can continue selling shitty AI-generated Magic: the Gathering proxies on Etsy, but you HAVE to disclose the prompt upon purchase.
I NEED to know what generated this fucked up Wolverine.
I NEED to know what generated this fucked up Wolverine.
September 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
New rule: You can continue selling shitty AI-generated Magic: the Gathering proxies on Etsy, but you HAVE to disclose the prompt upon purchase.
I NEED to know what generated this fucked up Wolverine.
I NEED to know what generated this fucked up Wolverine.
I want you all to know that I managed to go infinite at my table tonight, and it was a swell time. ☺️
August 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I want you all to know that I managed to go infinite at my table tonight, and it was a swell time. ☺️
My MTG desk is now adorned with a stalwart reminder to take pity on my poor wallet!
Thanks, @tolariancommunitycollege.com! 😀👍
Thanks, @tolariancommunitycollege.com! 😀👍
August 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My MTG desk is now adorned with a stalwart reminder to take pity on my poor wallet!
Thanks, @tolariancommunitycollege.com! 😀👍
Thanks, @tolariancommunitycollege.com! 😀👍
Anyways, I'm a massive hypocrite.
What am I gonna do, NOT buy the big dumb space Winnebago?
What am I gonna do, NOT buy the big dumb space Winnebago?
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Anyways, I'm a massive hypocrite.
What am I gonna do, NOT buy the big dumb space Winnebago?
What am I gonna do, NOT buy the big dumb space Winnebago?
This Rhystic Study is a pretty good example, too.
How do hands even work? And will they be too big for that extremely ergonomic mug that has a chunk missing for some reason? At the very least, maybe don't include "in the style of Terese fucking Nielsen" in the prompt?
How do hands even work? And will they be too big for that extremely ergonomic mug that has a chunk missing for some reason? At the very least, maybe don't include "in the style of Terese fucking Nielsen" in the prompt?
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This Rhystic Study is a pretty good example, too.
How do hands even work? And will they be too big for that extremely ergonomic mug that has a chunk missing for some reason? At the very least, maybe don't include "in the style of Terese fucking Nielsen" in the prompt?
How do hands even work? And will they be too big for that extremely ergonomic mug that has a chunk missing for some reason? At the very least, maybe don't include "in the style of Terese fucking Nielsen" in the prompt?
It only takes minor scrutiny to spot obvious AI hallucinations.
This naturally occurring basketball hoop growing out of a tree, for example. Perhaps the tree is simply non-euclidean!
This naturally occurring basketball hoop growing out of a tree, for example. Perhaps the tree is simply non-euclidean!
August 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It only takes minor scrutiny to spot obvious AI hallucinations.
This naturally occurring basketball hoop growing out of a tree, for example. Perhaps the tree is simply non-euclidean!
This naturally occurring basketball hoop growing out of a tree, for example. Perhaps the tree is simply non-euclidean!
These kids are gon' learn the hard way, Prof.
August 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
These kids are gon' learn the hard way, Prof.
Less versatility, but more flexibility on the mana cost:
August 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Less versatility, but more flexibility on the mana cost:
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
I will not be taking further questions, at this time.
I will not be taking further questions, at this time.
July 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
I will not be taking further questions, at this time.
I will not be taking further questions, at this time.
July 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I fucking hate browsing the Nintendo eShop.
July 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I fucking hate browsing the Nintendo eShop.
I have to know...!
You pass them the aux, what do they play?
You pass them the aux, what do they play?
July 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have to know...!
You pass them the aux, what do they play?
You pass them the aux, what do they play?
I think #WOTC should go back to making Standard theme decks for #MagicTheGathering.
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I think #WOTC should go back to making Standard theme decks for #MagicTheGathering.
Eso dicho, se me pueden ir al mismo carajo, WOTC! No me hacía falta la taquicardia al ver esto! 😱💀
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Eso dicho, se me pueden ir al mismo carajo, WOTC! No me hacía falta la taquicardia al ver esto! 😱💀
Got my #MTG #NuestraMagia #SecretLair drop, and while the cards are intact, the package was beat up in transit. The envelope has what looks like a boot print on it. They gotta find a better way to ship these.
I really wanted to keep the package for this. Such a bummer.
I really wanted to keep the package for this. Such a bummer.
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Got my #MTG #NuestraMagia #SecretLair drop, and while the cards are intact, the package was beat up in transit. The envelope has what looks like a boot print on it. They gotta find a better way to ship these.
I really wanted to keep the package for this. Such a bummer.
I really wanted to keep the package for this. Such a bummer.