Robin Phoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ #Resist
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Robin Phoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ #Resist
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They/them/their, but pronouns that reflect my gender presentation ATM are okay. Writer, gamer, fanby, spouse, parent, cat furniture, victim of outrage overload, refugee from Xitter.
The actual article this is parodying is every bit as bad as the parody, just less porn-adjacent.
(As an aside, I died a little inside transcribing the article name for the Alt text.)
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"Picture a gelatinous homunculus, stitched together from fast food wrappers and late-night infomercial regrets, wobbling through history like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three-day bender in a gold-plated porta-john."
Why does that sound kinda familiar...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Do what you can, but remember that in the face of all MAGA's hate, every day we survive is a victory all its own.
www.pinterest.com/pin/11210445...
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Whoa.
I just went from a little shy of 400 followers to over 500 in a single day.
This is great, but there was no sudden rush of corresponding post reactions or anything. WTF just happened?
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's also important to remember that Nuremberg made "just following orders" famous as not being a valid justification.
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I will have more to say about the San Bernardino rally later. For now, I just have this: it was a blast, the atmosphere was joyful and hopeful, and our 14(!) year old organizer is the future of America.
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Guys guys I found Aunt Tifa
(This was my wife @morganwolf.bsky.social's idea, I'm just sharing it per her request)
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And one for the superhero fans:
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
There's this problem they have with trying to kill antifa...
October 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh, Doctor... 😁 (*cough* Six *cough* Twelve)
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This probably isn't from Tylenol. It's still the perfect response.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
September 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
July 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
*giggles like a madperson*
July 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
July 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you're more upset about progressives saying "we told you so" than what Trump is actually doing, you might be the problem.
July 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
My new favorite protest sign, as seen on #RachelMaddow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdFC...
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hunter S. Thompson's last words about Richard Nixon are so on target for the Orange Skull, they're worth repeating:
www.goodreads.com/quotes/87111...
June 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
More than anything else, this quote from Hunter S. Thompson about Richard Freakin' Nixon seems like the best analysis of the problem with using Objective Journalism(tm) on Donald Trump:
www.goodreads.com/quotes/87111...
May 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM