We is Adults, we is.

Heyy, sorry we didn't get a chance to hang. Things were thingy. I'll be back soon!

Conductivity, bandicoot, whores. Well, it sounds entertaining.

I did Nuzzi this coming

You just earned a follow.

Sympathies. My fridge died the week of Thanksgiving, and I came home from vacation to my brand new fridge giving a "high temp" warning.

Walking across Jackson Square in New Orleans on a cold night, I heard a violinist on the corner playing Leonard Cohen's "Alleluia."

I'm still shocked by that. Horrendous. And now I live in a strange and improbable world where I'm angry at Habitat.

Sending you good vibes (for the headache *and* the MRI). I hope you can get some relief soon!

I saw the phrase "Metairie landlord" and that was all I needed to see ... but yeah, pretty fucked up on Habitat's part.

I think it'll get voters more excited. Plus I just saw an announcement from the Texas Democratic Party that for the first time in modern Texas history, there are Dems running in every state congressional, fed congressional, and State Board of Education race. That's something!

A lot of Dems here (I'm in TX) actually do think this is some kind of strategic disaster, like we're wasting a resource by putting two good candidates in the same race. Maybe they know something I don't, but I'm excited about it.

Makes me feel justified for being all squiggly in the knees for him in the '90s, honestly. He's matured so well.

Can we meet up so I can give you your HEB tortilla blanket? 😊

He and his lackeys throw that insult around as if reporters haven't heard it a dozen times already from people in power after reporting something they don't like. "He called me a terrible reporter. Oh nooooo." 😂