Christopher Roberts
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Christopher Roberts
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oh no… am i gonna lose again? 😂
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i didn’t play today, but the groups that are “this thing but with an additional letter” drive me crazy. after all this time playing i still don’t think of them.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
peak nyt. good pitchbot.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“but they’re worth more if you sell them with the box,” he says, and promptly trades them in for new ones via padded envelopes without boxes…
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
39. same.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
convergent divine transcendence!
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i’m a christian raised by (apparently, sadly) christian nationalists, and i MUST have a lobster nativity!

(i’m convinced if you’re not laughing at your religion a good percentage of the time you’re doing it wrong).
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
with *gestures at everything* i’m surprised something this dumb and wonderful exists. i love it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
sounded great!
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
but where’s the tip jar? 🤘😂
Concept: what if... I sung pretty little songs in exchange for silly little tips so Bluesky can buy me guitar lessons?
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
and what will come for those who committed fraud *because of a disability*
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the offense has just been asleep. i’m not against love by any stretch, but willis gave us more of a spark than i’ve seen most of this season. it’s frustrating, because the talent on this team is so much better than we’re seeing…
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ok, suspicions confirmed. ha! enjoy!
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
it looks like a thing i would never watch ever. why’s it worth it?
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i had no idea that project existed, thanks. light viewing for me tonight, so it was wonderful to see more of the activity!
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
it means the dodgers won because we can’t have nice things.
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
if only they knew what to do with quarterbacks other than trade them away for a *super effective* defense and o line 🤷‍♂️
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
never crossed their mind, unfortunately.
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
unfortunately, this does not apply in the post season. go blue jays 🇨🇦
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*the white house or what’s left of it
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’s 2025, so they won’t. but at least we get to enjoy the possibility for a second 🤷‍♂️
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM