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Robert Leponge
@robertleponge.bsky.social
Old fat sweary bloke
Love a mojito(s)
Uninfluencer
Love my chester draws
Former dental model (pre treatment shot)
Cheese🤮🤮
Live between France and Spain
International worst seller
Never shortlisted, no awards
This will be only tweet about the C word until next month, but I got sent this, as I do every year, and laughed, as I do every year.
Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
To absent friends.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The view with my morning coffee.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
So, old, fat, toothless and staggeringly still single, I find myself the owner of this 26ft Colvic.
Remarkable.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Quick trip to Berlin, 1st time here, enjoying it.
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Self congratulatory post:
Pic 1, crystal on watch when purchased
Pic 2, watch with new crystal REPLACED BY ME

1st one I've done, very proud of myself.

Applause happily received.
September 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Beautiful skies, happy birdies.
September 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Morning run done, saw this beauty on the warm down.
August 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Whilst I accept that currently La Seine is full of corpses, what French rivers arent full of, is human shit.
That's what greed does I guess.
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm at an airport.
Therefore beer.
I don't make the rules
August 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
July 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I just went to post a letter (remember that?) and saw this.
July 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Rosny sous Bois last Sunday.
Why am I so far?
Why?
July 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Somebody should write a song about these.
July 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why am I so fat?
Why?
July 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I'm neither French nor religious but seeing this burning affected me deeply.
Seeing it now, all new, was an emotional moment.
July 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Yup
June 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happiness is .....
Mid-week beers with my daughter in London.
June 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bom día do Porto.

Asked for some hot sauce, was given 2 traditional sauces, and this, "if you want to experiment."
June 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My 1st time here, really enjoying it. Big enough to explore, small enough that everything is close enough.
Good weather, brilliant street art all over the place. Good food, cheap beer, what's not to love?
May 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Bom día do Oporto
May 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The most beautiful bookshop in the world?
Maybe, but impossible to tell with the Insta hordes.
May 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Checking in. A better hotel, anyone? I'll wait.
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bom día do Oporto
May 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Bom día do Oporto
May 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM