Robert Leponge
@robertleponge.bsky.social
Old fat sweary bloke
Love a mojito(s)
Uninfluencer
Love my chester draws
Former dental model (pre treatment shot)
Cheese🤮🤮
Live between France and Spain
International worst seller
Never shortlisted, no awards
Love a mojito(s)
Uninfluencer
Love my chester draws
Former dental model (pre treatment shot)
Cheese🤮🤮
Live between France and Spain
International worst seller
Never shortlisted, no awards
This will be only tweet about the C word until next month, but I got sent this, as I do every year, and laughed, as I do every year.
Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.
Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This will be only tweet about the C word until next month, but I got sent this, as I do every year, and laughed, as I do every year.
Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.
Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.
To absent friends.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
To absent friends.
The view with my morning coffee.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The view with my morning coffee.
So, old, fat, toothless and staggeringly still single, I find myself the owner of this 26ft Colvic.
Remarkable.
Remarkable.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So, old, fat, toothless and staggeringly still single, I find myself the owner of this 26ft Colvic.
Remarkable.
Remarkable.
Quick trip to Berlin, 1st time here, enjoying it.
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Quick trip to Berlin, 1st time here, enjoying it.
Self congratulatory post:
Pic 1, crystal on watch when purchased
Pic 2, watch with new crystal REPLACED BY ME
1st one I've done, very proud of myself.
Applause happily received.
Pic 1, crystal on watch when purchased
Pic 2, watch with new crystal REPLACED BY ME
1st one I've done, very proud of myself.
Applause happily received.
September 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Self congratulatory post:
Pic 1, crystal on watch when purchased
Pic 2, watch with new crystal REPLACED BY ME
1st one I've done, very proud of myself.
Applause happily received.
Pic 1, crystal on watch when purchased
Pic 2, watch with new crystal REPLACED BY ME
1st one I've done, very proud of myself.
Applause happily received.
Beautiful skies, happy birdies.
September 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Beautiful skies, happy birdies.
Morning run done, saw this beauty on the warm down.
August 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Morning run done, saw this beauty on the warm down.
Whilst I accept that currently La Seine is full of corpses, what French rivers arent full of, is human shit.
That's what greed does I guess.
That's what greed does I guess.
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Whilst I accept that currently La Seine is full of corpses, what French rivers arent full of, is human shit.
That's what greed does I guess.
That's what greed does I guess.
I'm at an airport.
Therefore beer.
I don't make the rules
Therefore beer.
I don't make the rules
August 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I'm at an airport.
Therefore beer.
I don't make the rules
Therefore beer.
I don't make the rules
I just went to post a letter (remember that?) and saw this.
July 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just went to post a letter (remember that?) and saw this.
Rosny sous Bois last Sunday.
Why am I so far?
Why?
Why am I so far?
Why?
July 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rosny sous Bois last Sunday.
Why am I so far?
Why?
Why am I so far?
Why?
Somebody should write a song about these.
July 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Somebody should write a song about these.
Why am I so fat?
Why?
Why?
July 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Why am I so fat?
Why?
Why?
I'm neither French nor religious but seeing this burning affected me deeply.
Seeing it now, all new, was an emotional moment.
Seeing it now, all new, was an emotional moment.
July 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm neither French nor religious but seeing this burning affected me deeply.
Seeing it now, all new, was an emotional moment.
Seeing it now, all new, was an emotional moment.
Happiness is .....
Mid-week beers with my daughter in London.
Mid-week beers with my daughter in London.
June 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Happiness is .....
Mid-week beers with my daughter in London.
Mid-week beers with my daughter in London.
Bom día do Porto.
Asked for some hot sauce, was given 2 traditional sauces, and this, "if you want to experiment."
Asked for some hot sauce, was given 2 traditional sauces, and this, "if you want to experiment."
June 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Bom día do Porto.
Asked for some hot sauce, was given 2 traditional sauces, and this, "if you want to experiment."
Asked for some hot sauce, was given 2 traditional sauces, and this, "if you want to experiment."
My 1st time here, really enjoying it. Big enough to explore, small enough that everything is close enough.
Good weather, brilliant street art all over the place. Good food, cheap beer, what's not to love?
Good weather, brilliant street art all over the place. Good food, cheap beer, what's not to love?
May 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
My 1st time here, really enjoying it. Big enough to explore, small enough that everything is close enough.
Good weather, brilliant street art all over the place. Good food, cheap beer, what's not to love?
Good weather, brilliant street art all over the place. Good food, cheap beer, what's not to love?
Bom día do Oporto
May 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Bom día do Oporto
The most beautiful bookshop in the world?
Maybe, but impossible to tell with the Insta hordes.
Maybe, but impossible to tell with the Insta hordes.
May 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The most beautiful bookshop in the world?
Maybe, but impossible to tell with the Insta hordes.
Maybe, but impossible to tell with the Insta hordes.
Checking in. A better hotel, anyone? I'll wait.
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Checking in. A better hotel, anyone? I'll wait.
Bom día do Oporto
May 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Bom día do Oporto
Bom día do Oporto
May 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Bom día do Oporto