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Watching the battle between Elon and Trump kick off like...
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
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June 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
SPOILERS, SWEETIE!
As a superfan of #DoctorWho, and someone who's dreamed of writing an episode, there are some fair criticisms of the finale, but the most valid one concerns Belinda's ending. I'd argue that one simple change would've made the audience much happier with the finale. [1/3]
June 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Phew! Finally! Another season of Marvel Snap where I found the run to Infinite very challenging... had to earn a LOT of cubes this week but we got there in the end, though!
Found all of the Thanos decks pretty frustrating so ended up landing on Surfer as a pretty good way to counter punch.
April 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If 2025 has proved anything, it's that we as a society have evolved beyond April Fool's Day.
The world is already a garbage fire and everything is terrible. We don't need you out there actively adding to it.
April 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Somehow... Palpatine will return as Emperor Palpatine in Avengers: Doomsday
#Marvel #Avengers #Doomsday
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How are we all feeling about the latest #MarvelSnap OTA?
REAL shame about Hela @safetyblade.bsky.social @scosco.bsky.social @ika-m.bsky.social
a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
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March 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another season of #MarvelSnap, another Infinite run. Took me a bit longer than usual as I was busy playing Sanctum while it was ongoing.

My run through the 80s and 90s was very cruisy. Thanks to all of the Hela-enjoyers for donating cubes to Mr Negative. 😉😁
March 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me, every morning before work:
We see the very wrack that we must suffer,
And unavoided is the danger now,
For suffering so the causes of our wrack.
March 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me, an ordinary person watching Musk destroy the government, retaliatory tariffs against the US and the world unite in condemning Trump re: Zelenskyy:
Wow, he just keeps punching himself in the face.
Average MAGA Trump enjoyer:
You fool, you fail to recognise Trump is playing 4D chess because...
March 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Just remember that no matter how bad things are now, they can get worse tomorrow. 👍
March 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was very excited for #SanctumShowdown in #MarvelSnap and I'm really pleased to see them bring in new modes and continue to innovate. As such, I hate to be a downer but it does feel like this mode was pretty much instantly "solved" as it so clearly favours certain cards, so now you're only [1/2]
February 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Shakespeare to his friends in the group chat where all they do is share memes and Insta reels.
Our posts shall be swift and intelligent betwixt us.
February 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Another Infinite in the bank. I've found the #MarvelSnap climb to be MUCH more difficult the last two seasons - very sweaty all the way through the 80s and 90s. Anyone else had a similar experience?
February 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don't even need to say his name and we all know who this is about.
All the commons
Hate him perniciously, and, o’ my conscience,
Wish him ten fathom deep.
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
[Asking Shakespeare why he's stopped posting on #Twitter]
The bird is dead
That we have made so much on.
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
[Shakespeare after meeting Elon for the first time.]
For God’s sake thrust him down stairs. I cannot endure such a fustian rascal.
February 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
[Shakespeare meeting Donald #Trump for the first time]
cure thy brains,
Now useless, boil’d within thy skull!
February 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
[Shakespeare flicking through the latest news headlines about the Trump regime]
Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted in desire!
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My 10 year old when I tell her it's time for her to have her shower:
You are not worth the dust which the rude wind
Blows in your face.
January 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Today I received a rejection for a short story I was feeling very positive about. As always, the confidence takes a big hit, and there's only one solution:
Wallow in my own misery and quit #writing forever.

OR
Get up, dust myself off and start writing the next thing.
Here's to next time!
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Utterly irresponsible and unconscionable of some sections of the media to try to rationalise or explain away Elon Musk giving what was CLEARLY not one, but TWO, Nazi salutes at Trump's inauguration.
This is how fascism wins.
January 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of the worst things about Trump becoming President again is that I was just so, so looking forward to not having to hear, or think, about that f$%#ng guy anymore.
And now I have to hear it for FOUR more years... or possibly many more years.
F$%#!
January 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Now that Mark Zuckerberg has decided to end fact-checking on Meta, I, the world's greatest and most beloved author and three time World's Most Handsome Man, can finally share my deeply unhinged social and political views without fear of censorship!
January 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If #Christmas carols have taught me anything, it's that the nicest compliment you can pay to new parents at Christmas time is, "Wow, holy infant! SO tender and mild."
December 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
For Christmas Eve, my wife has decided we're going to watch #HotFrosty. I've decided to live tweeting as I watch along. Strap yourselves in because here we go...
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 AM