For a moment I was going to respons that maybe the Senate will be slightly more rigorous in approving the next Secretary of Defense and then I realized how utterly RIDICULOUS that notion was ... incompetence is the point.

So kinda like “Hello SS I’d like to report Anne Frank in the attic.”

This column was necessary and good. 🏆

Was there a follow up question from the press pushing back and calling Leavitt a DAMN LIAR?

For several years my schedule was
Go to work 9 to 5
Grab a very quick dinner
Go take care of sick & dying friends 6 to midnight
No weekends off

It was horrific. But it taught me a lot. When something challenging happens in my life I can shrug it off. Because it's nothing compared to that.

Our last three wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Vietnam were such lovely quagmires by all means let's go for a fourth.

The obituaries disappoint me every day. But there's always tomorrow.

How about we convict Hegseth on the 81st anniversary?

Trump really really wants to, but has to wait until the IRS finishes auditing his MRI.

Tell Caitlin Flanagan there’s this thing called streaming.

Guillotines are faster

A giant SELF-OWN by the White House. The Trump Administration makes itself a laughing stock with its "Media Offender" list, and every "winner" of this "award" will wear it as a BADGE OF HONOR.

OMG. Mrs. Lincoln gives mixed review to her night at Ford Theater. "Well, I liked the play, but not so much the other thing."

Answer: NO

Recessions do that