OMG I wish I didn't, but I love myself a 1984 reference.

Make it even worse: only use the Banana ones.

Is that a Bearcat or MRAP or something else? Either way, aren't those classes of vehicles known for tearing up normal city roads?

have you ever used Godaddy or Digicert? They are a nightmare compared to this.

Couldn't export ACM certificates

I really like the YTber View to a Grill. He doesn't do a lot of pellet smoking but I am sure the recipes are the for lump charcoal. You also might want to check out SS pellet smoker tubes.

This was so much fun to watch.

Dunno if this helps but my successful formula so far with a gamer teen is 1) he's not an admin 2) his system is an SSM Managed Instance (free with enough AWS "survey" credits, technically unsupported but works fine on Win10), and 3)PSWindowsUpdate Module