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Mr John Robertson
@robbotron.bsky.social
Comic/Cult Leader/THE DARK ROOM 🍍
London. Work: [email protected] NEXT TOUR STOPS: Leicester, Stourbridge, Chester, Ormskirk, Newcastle, Cambridge! All live shows: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
I fondly remember the guy who said he was going to buy my book “to see if I’m a better writer than you”.

A sale’s a sale. Bon chance, buddy!
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Oh no!

I’ll wait for it to come back just like the Emissary said he would
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by Mr John Robertson
30/10/25.

34. @robbotron.bsky.social’s The Dark Room @ The Atkinson, Southport.

Had an “OUTSTANDING” time seeing The Guardian again, many Darrens killed (K-Pop Semen Hunters was a highlight!) and tortillas thrown… 🍍
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ahahahahhaha excellent
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
😃 I reckon The Cure are Capcom, more popular, more colourful, still going. The Smiths are SNK - complicated, interesting, lot more popular back in the day

Either way, late career Morrissey is Dan Hibiki
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Truly the Capcom Vs SNK of sad, moody brits
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM