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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store
I don’t think he will find what he’s looking for
I don’t think he will find what he’s looking for
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store
I don’t think he will find what he’s looking for
I don’t think he will find what he’s looking for
Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend?
Sheeran away.
Sheeran away.
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend?
Sheeran away.
Sheeran away.
Who does beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ?
All the shingle ladies
All the shingle ladies
January 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Who does beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ?
All the shingle ladies
All the shingle ladies
I had a date last night. It was perfect.
Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.
Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I had a date last night. It was perfect.
Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.
Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.
A 90 year old man hears a knock at his door, he opens it to see a stunning woman. She says “I’m here to give you super sex”.
He replies, “I’ll take the soup.”
He replies, “I’ll take the soup.”
January 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
A 90 year old man hears a knock at his door, he opens it to see a stunning woman. She says “I’m here to give you super sex”.
He replies, “I’ll take the soup.”
He replies, “I’ll take the soup.”
My friend has a horse who stays up all night causing trouble.
She's a nightmare..
She's a nightmare..
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
My friend has a horse who stays up all night causing trouble.
She's a nightmare..
She's a nightmare..
There was a time, when Luke Skywalker worked as a Cowboy.
May the horse be with you!
May the horse be with you!
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
There was a time, when Luke Skywalker worked as a Cowboy.
May the horse be with you!
May the horse be with you!
A man is drinking in the pub for a whole day..
Once finished, he drops to the floor, crawls all the way to his house and into bed.
In the morning, his wife says to him, "You were in the pub all day, weren't you?"
"How did you know?"
Wife replies, "You left your wheelchair there again".
Once finished, he drops to the floor, crawls all the way to his house and into bed.
In the morning, his wife says to him, "You were in the pub all day, weren't you?"
"How did you know?"
Wife replies, "You left your wheelchair there again".
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
A man is drinking in the pub for a whole day..
Once finished, he drops to the floor, crawls all the way to his house and into bed.
In the morning, his wife says to him, "You were in the pub all day, weren't you?"
"How did you know?"
Wife replies, "You left your wheelchair there again".
Once finished, he drops to the floor, crawls all the way to his house and into bed.
In the morning, his wife says to him, "You were in the pub all day, weren't you?"
"How did you know?"
Wife replies, "You left your wheelchair there again".
A friend of mine went to the doctor and told him that he kept thinking he was Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. The doctor asked him how long he’d been having these Disney spells.
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
A friend of mine went to the doctor and told him that he kept thinking he was Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. The doctor asked him how long he’d been having these Disney spells.
Siri just told me that I shouldn't call her Shirley. I think I had my phone in airplane mode.
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Siri just told me that I shouldn't call her Shirley. I think I had my phone in airplane mode.
I asked my brother to hand me a travel pamphlet. He said, “Bro, sure!”
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I asked my brother to hand me a travel pamphlet. He said, “Bro, sure!”
A guy walks into a chocolate bar and tells a joke. Everybody snickers.
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A guy walks into a chocolate bar and tells a joke. Everybody snickers.
Apparently, I am banned from caroling in the psych hospital now.
Turns out singing do you hear what I hear was a bad choice.
Turns out singing do you hear what I hear was a bad choice.
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Apparently, I am banned from caroling in the psych hospital now.
Turns out singing do you hear what I hear was a bad choice.
Turns out singing do you hear what I hear was a bad choice.
Never run with bagpipes. You could get kilt.
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Never run with bagpipes. You could get kilt.
I drew Mark Hamill on my girlfriend's forehead while she was asleep.
You should have seen the Luke on her face.
You should have seen the Luke on her face.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I drew Mark Hamill on my girlfriend's forehead while she was asleep.
You should have seen the Luke on her face.
You should have seen the Luke on her face.
Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it
He rings the police and says he thinks he’s found a bomb in a sandwich.
Operator: is it tickin?
Paddy: no it’s Ham and Cheese.
He rings the police and says he thinks he’s found a bomb in a sandwich.
Operator: is it tickin?
Paddy: no it’s Ham and Cheese.
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it
He rings the police and says he thinks he’s found a bomb in a sandwich.
Operator: is it tickin?
Paddy: no it’s Ham and Cheese.
He rings the police and says he thinks he’s found a bomb in a sandwich.
Operator: is it tickin?
Paddy: no it’s Ham and Cheese.
A man has been stealing wheels off cop cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A man has been stealing wheels off cop cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What do you call a scared pilgrim?
A quaker.
A quaker.
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
What do you call a scared pilgrim?
A quaker.
A quaker.
What STD do Jedi's catch?
>!Sithilis!<
>!Sithilis!<
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What STD do Jedi's catch?
>!Sithilis!<
>!Sithilis!<
What do you call bears without ears?
B
B
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What do you call bears without ears?
B
B
So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
I can tell just by looking at them.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
I can tell just by looking at them.
The cheese factory exploded last night.
Nothing was left but *de brie*.
Nothing was left but *de brie*.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The cheese factory exploded last night.
Nothing was left but *de brie*.
Nothing was left but *de brie*.
A neighbor of mine bought his wife a revolving chair…
At first she hated it, but she sat down in it and is slowly coming round.
At first she hated it, but she sat down in it and is slowly coming round.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A neighbor of mine bought his wife a revolving chair…
At first she hated it, but she sat down in it and is slowly coming round.
At first she hated it, but she sat down in it and is slowly coming round.
Why is the letter E the only letter to receive gifts from Santa?
The other letters are not E.
The other letters are not E.
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why is the letter E the only letter to receive gifts from Santa?
The other letters are not E.
The other letters are not E.
I got lost while hiking once. After several nervous hours trying to retrace my steps and establish where I was, eventually a park ranger found me.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I got lost while hiking once. After several nervous hours trying to retrace my steps and establish where I was, eventually a park ranger found me.