Russ Oates
@roates33.bsky.social
You probably know me from Purple Row or SB Nation, maybe vaguely seeing me at a particular history conference over the years.
I'm frieling these puns.
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm frieling these puns.
Did no one catch that an announcer calls the pitcher "Martinez" but the name on the back of the jersey starts "Ca"?
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Did no one catch that an announcer calls the pitcher "Martinez" but the name on the back of the jersey starts "Ca"?
Did they acquire enough experience from this to evolve into Slowbro? Or are they waiting to become Slowking?
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Did they acquire enough experience from this to evolve into Slowbro? Or are they waiting to become Slowking?
What else goes into peel pie?
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What else goes into peel pie?
And today is when I found out the game is based on a movie.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And today is when I found out the game is based on a movie.
How about forcing us into getting a sequel to Bebe's Kids? I'm sure that one of the worst video games of all time can get an even worse followup.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How about forcing us into getting a sequel to Bebe's Kids? I'm sure that one of the worst video games of all time can get an even worse followup.
The next CW Harlequin movie has Corey Sevier in it. Of course.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The next CW Harlequin movie has Corey Sevier in it. Of course.
*knows barely any California geography*
Yeah, won't see that in Simi Valley!
Yeah, won't see that in Simi Valley!
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*knows barely any California geography*
Yeah, won't see that in Simi Valley!
Yeah, won't see that in Simi Valley!
I'm looking forward to Mistletoe Murders, though not as much as I originally was when I thought the description said she was actually harboring the murder and not someone mistakenly though to be the murderer.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm looking forward to Mistletoe Murders, though not as much as I originally was when I thought the description said she was actually harboring the murder and not someone mistakenly though to be the murderer.
Chiefs Hallmark movie: a field goal that barely makes it
Bills Hallmark movie: a first down by reaching your own 15 yard line after starting at your 5
Bills Hallmark movie: a first down by reaching your own 15 yard line after starting at your 5
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chiefs Hallmark movie: a field goal that barely makes it
Bills Hallmark movie: a first down by reaching your own 15 yard line after starting at your 5
Bills Hallmark movie: a first down by reaching your own 15 yard line after starting at your 5
And they did a Godfather scene
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
And they did a Godfather scene
Hallmark's gotta do one about a Giants-Jets Christmas love story
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hallmark's gotta do one about a Giants-Jets Christmas love story
About halfway through ... the Chiefs one from last year had a more interesting story.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
About halfway through ... the Chiefs one from last year had a more interesting story.
Joe Pantoliano(always wearing a Bills cap so far) and Steve Schirripa are in this, ha. Alexandra Daddario’s brother is the male lead.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Joe Pantoliano(always wearing a Bills cap so far) and Steve Schirripa are in this, ha. Alexandra Daddario’s brother is the male lead.
Yes! I wasn't sold on it during the first episode, but it's gotten better each week.
Rooting for the priest to win it all.
Rooting for the priest to win it all.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yes! I wasn't sold on it during the first episode, but it's gotten better each week.
Rooting for the priest to win it all.
Rooting for the priest to win it all.
This is Goodyear Highway Hero Award erasure! You don't want to recognize the best trucker each year?
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is Goodyear Highway Hero Award erasure! You don't want to recognize the best trucker each year?