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roastedtato
@roastedtato.bsky.social
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Gaming/FGC, Hockey(🦈/🐻), Metal, Books, Cooking, ND, he/him. I talk politics sometimes.
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A picture of David Graber standing in a classroom with a picture of the words of one of his books which reads: 'The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently'
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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the new Bruins Stadium ones I don't like them one bit
Picture of David Pastranak modeling the 2026 Bruins Stadium Series jersey. The body is dingey piss yellow, the arms have one stripe of black then full white sleeves and gloves. The logo is far to small to distract from the disgusting yellow and the socks are a yellow over white with black stripe and are okay I guess.
December 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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So we all think this Stadium Series jersey is not great yeah?
Picture of David Pastranak modeling the 2026 Bruins Stadium Series jersey. The body is dingey piss yellow, the arms have one stripe of black then full white sleeves and gloves. The logo is far to small to distract from the disgusting yellow and the socks are a yellow over white with black stripe and are okay I guess.
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Fresh cut car pic
Selfie of roastedtato, white man ina green shirt and black coak, in a car after a haircut
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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We stay packing in this house.
A picture of the inside of the door of my refrigerator. Visible on the top door shelf is a pile of taco bell Fire and Diablo Sauces, next to butter and eggs. The tops of various sauces are visible in the background from the lower shelf
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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A picture of a gas station marquee with the name "Dude Stop"
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Asked the cards to tell me a story, think they did a good job. So much trinity motif in a four card draw that ends with 9 coins is wilddd and there's a lot you could say there.
The first two cards of my tarot draw on my black mousepad. First is the Hierophant, then the Three of Swords. The final two tarot cards of my draw, third is Judgement, and fourth is the Nine of Pentacles
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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A pictire from the movie Shrek. Lord Farquad stands pompously in his royal attire in front of the magic mirror who placates him. The text above the image reads 'the dumbest person you know is being told "you're absolutely right" by ChatGPT'
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ahh so its gonna be one of those games huh?
A black bear on a deck leans listlessly against the balcony.
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A photo of a canned beverage that looks like 'Mikes Hard Lemonade' but instead says 'Yikes Hard Pass'
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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got em like
The end screen of a Looney Tunes show: red concentric circles with a black center and the text 'thats all folks' overlayed
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Sometimes it just be that way
A picture of the inside seating of a stadium. There is a digital banner stretching around a corner such that you can only see the words 'Need Immediate Ass' when the message is almost surely 'need immediate assistance'
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Roxy and Loki
A fluffy white cat and a brown shorthair cat lie next to each other in a Sunbeam coming in from a sliding glass door.
October 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A picture of a sad looking possum wearing a hat against a 90s style geometric shape background with the caption 'more like zerotonin am I right lol'
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I think about this picture too much
A picture of a bird talking to a lizard. Bird: so what do I do now. Lizard: I think you just keep going. Bird: oh god.
September 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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They look unbelievable for sure, just see how hungry Goody looks.
A picture of the character Goody from the show Shoresy in a dance club looking forward and licking hos lips.
August 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Very Dad styled humor but he has his hits, this is the one he sent me today that I was talking about
A picture of a red SUV next to a blue dumpster next to a black sports car all lined up in a parking lot. The test above reads 'whoever owns a blue tesla, your hood is open'
August 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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That's wild but I feel you because this is my nickname in one of my groupchats
A picture of my profile picture and display name from a group chat in the messenger app. My real name is crossed out and the display name reads 'Burrito Slut"
August 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Thinking of her today
On the left an image of a flag in a lawn that reads "burried fiber optic cable gf" On the right a drawn picture of s girl underground that also says "burried optic cable gf"
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Ooooh she thicc, needs a little more time on the stove for the flavor I want to develop but I'm turning the heat all the way down.
Close up picture of tomato sauce on a wooden spoon above the sauce pot it cooks in which is on the stove. The sauce has reduced and is of a thick consistency.
July 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Its reducing now, which afforded me the time to post all this
Tomato sauce in a pot on the stove beginning to reduce Tomato sauce in a pot on the stove midway through reducing
July 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Bosses backyard Romas are growing well so Im making a real fresh sauce tonight.
Whole Roma tomatoes on a cutting board next to a food mill on my kitchen prep table Roma tomatoes quartered, in a pot of boiling water for a quick blanch Roma tomatoes in a food mill on top of a sauce pan on the counter in a kitchen The watery sauce left behind by the food mill.
July 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I love these kitties so much, wish I could see them every day.
Picture of two cats laying down, head to head, in a beam of sunlight protruding inside from a glass door.
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Gonna buy the Marxist Labubu with my NoMasters Card
A picture of a mastercard issued by german bank Sparkasse Chemnitz with a picture of a stone bust of Karl Marx as the background. It was the winning image of a the banks fan vote in the early 2010's
July 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I apriciate that, and you, alsooo
A picture of a mirror with a gold frame on a plain white background.
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM