Ryan Alexander
@rnalexander.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Culture, Code, Cooking, and Cocktails
I computered for a long time, then I peopled the people who computer, and I sometimes still do that while also peopleing the people who people the people who computer (and also people me)
Culture, Code, Cooking, and Cocktails
I computered for a long time, then I peopled the people who computer, and I sometimes still do that while also peopleing the people who people the people who computer (and also people me)
Every year around this time I am reminded of how much I think that the industry grossly overestimates the public appetite for the flavour combination of chocolate and orange
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Every year around this time I am reminded of how much I think that the industry grossly overestimates the public appetite for the flavour combination of chocolate and orange
All my Darmoks are being slowly Betamaxed and it suuuuuuuucks
June 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All my Darmoks are being slowly Betamaxed and it suuuuuuuucks
That particularly British victory of managing to time your nice long walk of the day in that narrow window between rolling downpours.
June 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That particularly British victory of managing to time your nice long walk of the day in that narrow window between rolling downpours.
May 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
OMG It's Tic Tac Toe. #Eurovision #SQP
May 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
OMG It's Tic Tac Toe. #Eurovision #SQP
Reposted by Ryan Alexander
Oooooooh someone did *not* think that visual through #Eurovision #FRA
May 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Oooooooh someone did *not* think that visual through #Eurovision #FRA
OMG the stage techs much HAAAAATE this entry. #Eurovision #FRA
May 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OMG the stage techs much HAAAAATE this entry. #Eurovision #FRA
Sometimes a key change just feels like someone trying to repeat a joke that wasn't funny because they thought we didn't hear it the first time. We did. #Eurovision #SVE
May 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes a key change just feels like someone trying to repeat a joke that wasn't funny because they thought we didn't hear it the first time. We did. #Eurovision #SVE
Only Chuck Tingle could save this entry #Eurovision #SVE
May 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Only Chuck Tingle could save this entry #Eurovision #SVE
I feel like if you're going to wear boots like that you owe us at least one proper Superhero Landing pose #Eurovision #DAN
May 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I feel like if you're going to wear boots like that you owe us at least one proper Superhero Landing pose #Eurovision #DAN
When you order Florence Pugh on Wish #Eurovision #DAN
May 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When you order Florence Pugh on Wish #Eurovision #DAN
I kind of love how consistently Portugal gives reluctantly-slightly-turning-up-from-low-key vibes #Eurovision #POR
May 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I kind of love how consistently Portugal gives reluctantly-slightly-turning-up-from-low-key vibes #Eurovision #POR
PULSATING JAGUARS YESSSSS #Eurovision #MAL
May 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
PULSATING JAGUARS YESSSSS #Eurovision #MAL
Ah! This must be the designated lovely little song that I like but which is never going to win 'cause they're just got up and sing something nice and well #Eurovision #SVI
May 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ah! This must be the designated lovely little song that I like but which is never going to win 'cause they're just got up and sing something nice and well #Eurovision #SVI
Ok Go worked the treadmill way better #Eurovision #HAY
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ok Go worked the treadmill way better #Eurovision #HAY
Honestly, the bar for "stop insisting on yourself" for Eurovision is damnded high, but fuck me if this guy doesn't clear it. #Eurovision #HAY
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Honestly, the bar for "stop insisting on yourself" for Eurovision is damnded high, but fuck me if this guy doesn't clear it. #Eurovision #HAY
That being said how many pseudo-apocalyptic background animations are we going to get this year? #Eurovision #HEL
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
That being said how many pseudo-apocalyptic background animations are we going to get this year? #Eurovision #HEL
She's giving sexy librarian and I'm here for it. #Eurovision #HEL
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
She's giving sexy librarian and I'm here for it. #Eurovision #HEL
That opening shot tho #Eurovision #HEL
May 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That opening shot tho #Eurovision #HEL
This is the first good candidate for a club remix of the night #Eurovision #DEU
May 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is the first good candidate for a club remix of the night #Eurovision #DEU
I wish they'd fleshed out the chorus a bit more, lyrics-wise, but I'm grooving on the tune #Eurovision #DEU
May 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I wish they'd fleshed out the chorus a bit more, lyrics-wise, but I'm grooving on the tune #Eurovision #DEU
She's spinning herself back on the the mark. #Eurovision #POL.
May 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She's spinning herself back on the the mark. #Eurovision #POL.
I feel like they were just punking all of us with those outfits and then coming out with this pound shop Billy Joel routine... #Eurovision #ITA
May 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I feel like they were just punking all of us with those outfits and then coming out with this pound shop Billy Joel routine... #Eurovision #ITA