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This fucking guy.
Doesn't work as well any more, unfortunately. The more aggressive spammers will just ignore the +spam part.
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
How many of these are there?

Fob: If it works with a tracking network, sign me up.
Gazer: Want.
Quasar: Not sure about the idea, but the design is amazing.
Humdinger: Same.
Quip: Amazing.
Glimmer: Stupid. I need it.
Snout: Same.
Echo: See Fob.
Wanderer: This is the one. Make it happen.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Getting 50% knocked off is a treat. The secret is coconut water.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's the Cinco™ Facetime Party Snoozer™! From Cinco!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EM...
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Face Time Party Snoozer | Adult Swim UK 🇬🇧
YouTube video by Adult Swim Europe
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It is unusually well-written. That's what tipped me off. Where are the childish name-callings? Where are the WORDS that are IMPORTANT in CAPITALS? Where are the slogans? It's too coherent to come from someone so demented. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Even more since Mary Anne-Hobbes went.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"...and after five minutes you can stop sitting on your hand, Dad. We call that 'The Stranger'."
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Elves these days are all North Polish.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It's a balm, so a lotion. Now we wait for someone to make the Monty Python quote.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why not? It's crystal klur to me.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Well, maybe I have just added a second PT2 to my order.

Honestly, if it's possible to push/sync health data to Home Assistant (even if it's via Google or whatever) you're getting shockingly close to perfection for me.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Proportion of children in state schools in the UK who speak English as their first language: more than 0%

Proportion of Nigel Farage's children, wives and other partners who speak English as their first language: exactly 0%
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Robot vacuums are great for keeping on top of the majority of dirt but you'll be grateful for Henry when you need to clean awkward areas. Treat him to a new nozzle attachment.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Looks delicious! 🤤
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One more lane, bro. Just one more lane and traffic will be fixed, bro, just one more, two tops, bro.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Sooooooooo, someone remind me but... that whole (((triple parentheses thing))) has a meaning, right? Like... not a nice meaning IIRC.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I kinda feel bad pressing the "like" button on this kind of comment. There should be a button for "yowza" or something.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That reminds me of my favorite Charlie Brooker quote:

"A lot of people think right-wingers aren't capable of being amusing at all. Not true. Mussolini looked hilarious swinging from that lamppost."
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I know two people who - I shit you not - voted for Brexit because they hate Muslims (an aside but IMHO when people claim to be concerned about migration, what they often really mean is this). Anyway, they both grudgingly acknowledge that Brexit has increased migration, so it might be an easy sell.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In case anyone is wondering what a "clippie" is, this video explains it pretty well:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGYO...
Quentin's Day out
YouTube video by Quentin Smirhes
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM