RMNinjaTurtle
@rmninjaturtle.bsky.social
Science, art, nature and humour. Vegan and married. 🇦🇺🇫🇮🐢 Ralph.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
I tell people my foolish is a disguise. Rightly so, they don't believe me. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I tell people my foolish is a disguise. Rightly so, they don't believe me. 😭
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It’s Swing time baby🔥
With the Queen of Soul😎
With the Queen of Soul😎
a man in a military uniform is kissing a woman on the cheek at a party with the hashtag #mrsmaisel
Alt: a man in a military uniform is dancing swing at a party
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November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s Swing time baby🔥
With the Queen of Soul😎
With the Queen of Soul😎
How to cook a crow. Place crow and a rock into a pot of boiling water. When the rock is soft, eat the rock.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How to cook a crow. Place crow and a rock into a pot of boiling water. When the rock is soft, eat the rock.
Bewdy... I have bought a lot if casserole dishes from the Kitchen shop. Put them in the oven and could never get them tender enough to eat. Maybe now I will learn how they should be prepared.
a chef holding a chainsaw in front of pumpkins with faces carved into them
Alt: The Swedish Chef, a Muppet, holding a chainsaw in front of pumpkins with faces carved into them
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November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Bewdy... I have bought a lot if casserole dishes from the Kitchen shop. Put them in the oven and could never get them tender enough to eat. Maybe now I will learn how they should be prepared.
I am surprised the perfume industry has missed this. Patent the idea.🙏🌹
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I am surprised the perfume industry has missed this. Patent the idea.🙏🌹
Don't fall for the fake moonstone... No matter how gorgeous it looks. 😁🙏🌹
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don't fall for the fake moonstone... No matter how gorgeous it looks. 😁🙏🌹
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