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Ryan Hitchcock
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Jus a lil guy
Here’s an idea: go piss up a rope
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I straight-up thought this was Don Jr.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hey man, looking like a credulous rube in public is the price you pay for marketing a technology you have to pretend can do everything until you can cash out on an IPO and/or government bailout!
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A few years ago I saw a low-budget short film he was in at a pretty rinky-dink film festival and in the Q&A after someone asked “how’d you get Eric Roberts” and the filmmakers were like “HE contacted US”
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oh. Cool.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In our pantry this summer we got these little orange ones I’ve never seen before. 2025 out here giving me New Ants.
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
No no no “bad faith” is when feefees huwt
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I am going to become the Joker
me: oh god it can't get worse can it
roblox ceo: we are innovating ways to get kids addicted to gambling
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For legal reasons it will have to be referred to as “Legendary Triangle Sword”
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Seriously, we’ve all had our fun, but it’s really not fair to the many, many people who are working hard on this film to judge it by one promo image. No film adaptation of such an iconic franchise is going to please every fan, but I’m really rooting for Spirit Halloween Studios to get it right.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM