Murph 🍥
@ritsurzz.bsky.social
known causer of problems ✌️
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Pinned
and yea that's where i draw the line
February 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
and yea that's where i draw the line
wallahi if my phone dies tonight i'm tapping out of this universe
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
wallahi if my phone dies tonight i'm tapping out of this universe
get in loser we're going homie-hopping 🚗
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
get in loser we're going homie-hopping 🚗
happy presidents day everyone
tech bro normie friends stop asking me if i have bank holidays off challenge
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
happy presidents day everyone
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It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...
need someone to doordash me some robitussin
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
need someone to doordash me some robitussin
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"and maybe we can play some bing bong or some rollertubbies"
September 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"and maybe we can play some bing bong or some rollertubbies"
it is
kalimotxo but is pepsi max okay
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
it is
kalimotxo but is pepsi max okay
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
kalimotxo but is pepsi max okay
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we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
July 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
greasy grimey gopher guts
July 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
greasy grimey gopher guts
wake up crying streak engaged
June 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wake up crying streak engaged
living for the jack o'connell hollywood comeup and not much else
June 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
living for the jack o'connell hollywood comeup and not much else
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mr. brightside isn't even a good song
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
mr. brightside isn't even a good song
tech bro normie friends stop asking me if i have bank holidays off challenge
June 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
tech bro normie friends stop asking me if i have bank holidays off challenge
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this has been a bad 7 days for the ‘nothing ever happens’ crew
June 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this has been a bad 7 days for the ‘nothing ever happens’ crew
nobody wins at mario car
June 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
nobody wins at mario car
the people will remember me for my unwavering love for fetty wap and fall out boy
May 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the people will remember me for my unwavering love for fetty wap and fall out boy
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ummmmm haven't u ppl ever heard of closing the goddamn door......?
May 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ummmmm haven't u ppl ever heard of closing the goddamn door......?
don't go see doctor acula
May 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
don't go see doctor acula
fent smell! at the barbecue
May 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
fent smell! at the barbecue