Laughing Ape
@risus-simiae.bsky.social
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Laughing Ape
@risus-simiae.bsky.social
· Apr 16
A species of ape driven entirely mad by the illusion of sentience
Reposted by Laughing Ape
Artificial Intelligence?
Aye
Meet my pal Natural Ignorance
We been smashing things with rocks for over 300,000 years just for the shits & giggles
Aye
Meet my pal Natural Ignorance
We been smashing things with rocks for over 300,000 years just for the shits & giggles
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Artificial Intelligence?
Aye
Meet my pal Natural Ignorance
We been smashing things with rocks for over 300,000 years just for the shits & giggles
Aye
Meet my pal Natural Ignorance
We been smashing things with rocks for over 300,000 years just for the shits & giggles
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What planet is it Green supporters live on where Starmer goes to the Hague but they have Vlad over to tea...
Is it Earth?
Wakey wakey, you unhinged lunatics
What planet is it Green supporters live on where Starmer goes to the Hague but they have Vlad over to tea...
Is it Earth?
Wakey wakey, you unhinged lunatics
February 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What planet is it Green supporters live on where Starmer goes to the Hague but they have Vlad over to tea...
Is it Earth?
Wakey wakey, you unhinged lunatics
What planet is it Green supporters live on where Starmer goes to the Hague but they have Vlad over to tea...
Is it Earth?
Wakey wakey, you unhinged lunatics
The we want big muscular government to fix our problems but also anti nuclear crowd here complaining that the price of electricity is still linked to gas
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The we want big muscular government to fix our problems but also anti nuclear crowd here complaining that the price of electricity is still linked to gas
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
*Did not stop Reform
Council elections don't map so this is disingenuous at best (which at this point is Zack's middle name)
But if you want to extrapolate we can see that Reform capture disillusionment votes at a far greater rate than Greens
Vote Green & you get Reform
Council elections don't map so this is disingenuous at best (which at this point is Zack's middle name)
But if you want to extrapolate we can see that Reform capture disillusionment votes at a far greater rate than Greens
Vote Green & you get Reform
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 AM
*Did not stop Reform
Council elections don't map so this is disingenuous at best (which at this point is Zack's middle name)
But if you want to extrapolate we can see that Reform capture disillusionment votes at a far greater rate than Greens
Vote Green & you get Reform
Council elections don't map so this is disingenuous at best (which at this point is Zack's middle name)
But if you want to extrapolate we can see that Reform capture disillusionment votes at a far greater rate than Greens
Vote Green & you get Reform
Not like the good old days when you could just walk round the corner & find a good to honest spider-god cult or head down the battle to learn which intergalactic lizards would be in charge by next tuesday or kitchen hang at a party to see what the satan worshipper will eat alive next for a tenner no
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Not like the good old days when you could just walk round the corner & find a good to honest spider-god cult or head down the battle to learn which intergalactic lizards would be in charge by next tuesday or kitchen hang at a party to see what the satan worshipper will eat alive next for a tenner no
Farage with time & space to report his uh... "victory over oat milk"
The media scrutiny must be overwhelming for him to have to focus on a core wedge issue like this one right now
The media scrutiny must be overwhelming for him to have to focus on a core wedge issue like this one right now
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Farage with time & space to report his uh... "victory over oat milk"
The media scrutiny must be overwhelming for him to have to focus on a core wedge issue like this one right now
The media scrutiny must be overwhelming for him to have to focus on a core wedge issue like this one right now
"Forriners do crimes innit"
She's not talking about Greggs, is she?
She's not talking about Greggs, is she?
With the Green candidate for Gorton and Denton reportedly having described her old high street as full of "(supposedly) money laundering takeaways", 18% of Britons likewise suspect some businesses in their local area of being fronts for organised crime
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 AM
"Forriners do crimes innit"
She's not talking about Greggs, is she?
She's not talking about Greggs, is she?
Proud owner of the most significant observation
And his face shows it
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And his face shows it
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
#OnThisDay in 1809, pioneering British naturalist Charles Darwin was born at Mount House, Shrewsbury.
📸 Getty
📸 Getty
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Proud owner of the most significant observation
And his face shows it
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And his face shows it
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Reposted by Laughing Ape
Keir Starmer's latest net favourability rating (10-11 February 2026) shows a ten point improvement since last month
Favourable: 22% (+4 from 15-16 Jan)
Unfavourable: 69% (-6)
Net: -47 (+10)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Favourable: 22% (+4 from 15-16 Jan)
Unfavourable: 69% (-6)
Net: -47 (+10)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Keir Starmer's latest net favourability rating (10-11 February 2026) shows a ten point improvement since last month
Favourable: 22% (+4 from 15-16 Jan)
Unfavourable: 69% (-6)
Net: -47 (+10)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Favourable: 22% (+4 from 15-16 Jan)
Unfavourable: 69% (-6)
Net: -47 (+10)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Sleeping on a razor there's nowhere left to fall
Your body's aching, every bone is breaking
Nothing seems to shake it, it just keeps holding on
There is no peace here, war is never cheap dear
You cannot fight it, all the world denies it
Open up your eyelids and let your demons run
Your body's aching, every bone is breaking
Nothing seems to shake it, it just keeps holding on
There is no peace here, war is never cheap dear
You cannot fight it, all the world denies it
Open up your eyelids and let your demons run
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Sleeping on a razor there's nowhere left to fall
Your body's aching, every bone is breaking
Nothing seems to shake it, it just keeps holding on
There is no peace here, war is never cheap dear
You cannot fight it, all the world denies it
Open up your eyelids and let your demons run
Your body's aching, every bone is breaking
Nothing seems to shake it, it just keeps holding on
There is no peace here, war is never cheap dear
You cannot fight it, all the world denies it
Open up your eyelids and let your demons run
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha
Farage won't face you because he considers you to be an asset, dopey
Farage won't face you because he considers you to be an asset, dopey
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha
Farage won't face you because he considers you to be an asset, dopey
Farage won't face you because he considers you to be an asset, dopey
So, Gorton & Denton...
a close up of a person holding a pair of playing cards
ALT: a close up of a person holding a pair of playing cards
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
So, Gorton & Denton...
I know a PoP guy let's see what he's up to right now
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I know a PoP guy let's see what he's up to right now
"Join us for a Yautja-themed workout"...
Oh aye no worries I can see myself now swinging through the trees like a bloody lemur
Oh aye no worries I can see myself now swinging through the trees like a bloody lemur
a poster for predator badlands shows a man standing in a tree
ALT: a poster for predator badlands shows a man standing in a tree
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"Join us for a Yautja-themed workout"...
Oh aye no worries I can see myself now swinging through the trees like a bloody lemur
Oh aye no worries I can see myself now swinging through the trees like a bloody lemur
Reposted by Laughing Ape
They were right about that curling robot
It is smug
It is smug
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They were right about that curling robot
It is smug
It is smug
Positively diabolical how much of a mess I just made spilling one small drink it's everywhere
It's up my nose, in my phone, on the ceiling, around the neighbourhood
That splatter pattern is not natural
Breaking the very laws of physics here out of sheer inelegance & no one around to witness it
It's up my nose, in my phone, on the ceiling, around the neighbourhood
That splatter pattern is not natural
Breaking the very laws of physics here out of sheer inelegance & no one around to witness it
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Positively diabolical how much of a mess I just made spilling one small drink it's everywhere
It's up my nose, in my phone, on the ceiling, around the neighbourhood
That splatter pattern is not natural
Breaking the very laws of physics here out of sheer inelegance & no one around to witness it
It's up my nose, in my phone, on the ceiling, around the neighbourhood
That splatter pattern is not natural
Breaking the very laws of physics here out of sheer inelegance & no one around to witness it
All I can say is it's a good thing leftist progressives both sides of the pond were warning us about the dangers of a Harris administration
I mean phew!
I mean phew!
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
All I can say is it's a good thing leftist progressives both sides of the pond were warning us about the dangers of a Harris administration
I mean phew!
I mean phew!
The lack of komodo dragons in the bible is a big tell
They've the parthenogenesis so can only have been left out through ignorance or because they failed to meet the minimal threshold for number of heads
They've the parthenogenesis so can only have been left out through ignorance or because they failed to meet the minimal threshold for number of heads
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
The lack of komodo dragons in the bible is a big tell
They've the parthenogenesis so can only have been left out through ignorance or because they failed to meet the minimal threshold for number of heads
They've the parthenogenesis so can only have been left out through ignorance or because they failed to meet the minimal threshold for number of heads
Reposted by Laughing Ape
Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention (8-9 February 2026)
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 1-2 Feb)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (=)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 14% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 1-2 Feb)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (=)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 14% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention (8-9 February 2026)
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 1-2 Feb)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (=)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 14% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Reform UK: 27% (+1 from 1-2 Feb)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (=)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 14% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
The response of socialists to liberals who don't agree with them is always "well, you're too stupid or too evil to understand me"
The simple truth is all your points, even if taken as correct*, are huff & puff compared to the need to deny the right power at election
*which they are not
The simple truth is all your points, even if taken as correct*, are huff & puff compared to the need to deny the right power at election
*which they are not
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
The response of socialists to liberals who don't agree with them is always "well, you're too stupid or too evil to understand me"
The simple truth is all your points, even if taken as correct*, are huff & puff compared to the need to deny the right power at election
*which they are not
The simple truth is all your points, even if taken as correct*, are huff & puff compared to the need to deny the right power at election
*which they are not
Ok
Where we at...
... nothing a bit of t-cut won't sort
Where we at...
... nothing a bit of t-cut won't sort
a black and white photo of a man pushing a police car on make a gif.com
ALT: a black and white photo of a man pushing a police car on make a gif.com
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Ok
Where we at...
... nothing a bit of t-cut won't sort
Where we at...
... nothing a bit of t-cut won't sort
What's a "seahawk"?
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
What's a "seahawk"?
Anywho anywhat anywhy...
a black and white photo of a man holding a rabbit with the words and so on and so on and so on
ALT: a black and white photo of a man holding a rabbit with the words and so on and so on and so on
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Anywho anywhat anywhy...
"Raynor got a haircut! Is it over for Starmer?" they write breathlessly with hands still trembling...
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"Raynor got a haircut! Is it over for Starmer?" they write breathlessly with hands still trembling...
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha