This is why their brother ran away tho.

No one who says that shit has any idea what the legal way even looks like.

Or acknowledges that people showing up to their legal hearings are being abducted at the front door.

You gotta get jorking it up in that top 3. For your own sake.

It established dominance even more than t-posing.

This has wholesome dialed up to 11/10.

They call us savages for not putting it in and letting it soften enough so that it can all be pushed in the pot a minute later.

I mock all manner of that shit. From my perspective, it's going to take me 5 minutes to eat it and it will be literal poop tomorrow. Why would anyone care about any of it?

It's all the same shit in different shapes. I know saying that is considered a hate-crime in Italy.

Also, when I use spaghetti I break it in half to put it in the pot and when I do I whisper, "suck it, Italians".

lol I was purposely choosing what I thought was the worst possible option.

Shells > Penne > Bowties > Everything else

Angel hair spaghetti!

Steam box is gonna destroy microshit's market share. My real computer has been a macbook or *nix servers for the past 20 years. The only use I've had for windows is games and that ship is about to sail. Get fucked, Redmond.

*fear boner*

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Always provoking Megatron. Just begging to have that big ol' barrel pushed into his afterburners.

I'm pretty sure this is actually a Gundam.

And take most of silicone valley with them with any luck.