J!
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J!
@riptwitter.lol
Scoots. Skeets. Schedules.
Sounds like there's a 2026 resolution in there somewhere...
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Work in Eater, Serious Eats, the BBC, Bon App, etc." needs an update! So glad to see you on Defector, Liz... absolutely made my day.

I've gifted the article to a dozen people so far. And I'm going to Paypal you for old times sake!
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by J!
TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE MEGATRON
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Music fixes one of these!
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Grok (complimentary): To understand via empathy

Grok (derisively): Elon's Mecha-Hitler
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Love it!
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is just an end-around to identify future employees who might increase insurance premiums...
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Yes, AND..."
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hell yeah, brother
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yes, but what about The Hunger Games? A bunch of those kids got shot with arrows. Really makes you think.
August 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
October 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
An Arnold Palmer is also a beverage, so you have to be real specific which one you are ordering...
October 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM