Möbius Cirque
@rippledtipples.bsky.social
Interdispensional anomalog
*the algorithm sends this post to the Frito-Lay AI which immediately creates a recipe for god flavored doritos which in turn are interpreted by the world as "the second coming of the rapture in your mouth." and immediately replace communion wafers worldwide*
Well played
Well played
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
*the algorithm sends this post to the Frito-Lay AI which immediately creates a recipe for god flavored doritos which in turn are interpreted by the world as "the second coming of the rapture in your mouth." and immediately replace communion wafers worldwide*
Well played
Well played
It's just crazy enough to work.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's just crazy enough to work.
I won't say it but I might write it. It's like silent running but for arranging alphabetical characters in a specific order to assist with transmitting the essence of a particular notion.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I won't say it but I might write it. It's like silent running but for arranging alphabetical characters in a specific order to assist with transmitting the essence of a particular notion.
*adds dickride the librarian to the band name list*
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
*adds dickride the librarian to the band name list*
So they've officially abandoned the idea that courtesy is the glue that holds society together.
That would explain the ever increasing evidence of society falling apart.
That would explain the ever increasing evidence of society falling apart.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So they've officially abandoned the idea that courtesy is the glue that holds society together.
That would explain the ever increasing evidence of society falling apart.
That would explain the ever increasing evidence of society falling apart.
It appears the demographic consists predominantly of stupid racist assholes.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It appears the demographic consists predominantly of stupid racist assholes.
Whoever figures it out will definitely win the Nobel Piece prize.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whoever figures it out will definitely win the Nobel Piece prize.
7 most definitely. *Foghat's Slow Ride plays on the Bluetooth speaker I installed inside my trusty steed's shell.*
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
7 most definitely. *Foghat's Slow Ride plays on the Bluetooth speaker I installed inside my trusty steed's shell.*
That's sock for, "The next time you put me in the dryer, I'm going back to the sock dimension, stinkfoot."
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That's sock for, "The next time you put me in the dryer, I'm going back to the sock dimension, stinkfoot."
That's who was really in the blue dress.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That's who was really in the blue dress.
Why else would any man publicly and repeatedly connect his daughter and his sex life? Why else would he allow Howard Stern to refer to her as "a piece of ass."?
Add to that the mountains of evidence connecting him to beauty pageants, modeling agencies and Epstein and the conclusion is inevitable.
Add to that the mountains of evidence connecting him to beauty pageants, modeling agencies and Epstein and the conclusion is inevitable.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why else would any man publicly and repeatedly connect his daughter and his sex life? Why else would he allow Howard Stern to refer to her as "a piece of ass."?
Add to that the mountains of evidence connecting him to beauty pageants, modeling agencies and Epstein and the conclusion is inevitable.
Add to that the mountains of evidence connecting him to beauty pageants, modeling agencies and Epstein and the conclusion is inevitable.
I don't know. This one's bhole is shiny and it squeaks. It ain't right.
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I don't know. This one's bhole is shiny and it squeaks. It ain't right.
No wonder the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
No wonder the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
If you time it right, you can give each other rosebuds for Valentine's Day.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you time it right, you can give each other rosebuds for Valentine's Day.
I don't see how they keep up. It's fricken nonstop.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I don't see how they keep up. It's fricken nonstop.
Pretty sure that was how he kept it from falling off.
"Sure, it was goo. But it also was glue."
"Sure, it was goo. But it also was glue."
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Pretty sure that was how he kept it from falling off.
"Sure, it was goo. But it also was glue."
"Sure, it was goo. But it also was glue."
It's a miñata party. 🥳
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It's a miñata party. 🥳
It's Lou Beck. He owns the place.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It's Lou Beck. He owns the place.
Because the GOP is a domestic terrorist group.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Because the GOP is a domestic terrorist group.
The poster offers a tough choice. Swallow to protect public health or spit and get fingered. And JFC just look at those fingers.
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other with the words decisions decisions written on the bottom
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other with the words decisions decisions written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The poster offers a tough choice. Swallow to protect public health or spit and get fingered. And JFC just look at those fingers.
I love it when they publicly admit to criminal activity.
The ad should open with this then, "AS WELL THEY SHOULD" and all the indictments, convictions and pardons with links to all the receipts.
The ad should open with this then, "AS WELL THEY SHOULD" and all the indictments, convictions and pardons with links to all the receipts.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I love it when they publicly admit to criminal activity.
The ad should open with this then, "AS WELL THEY SHOULD" and all the indictments, convictions and pardons with links to all the receipts.
The ad should open with this then, "AS WELL THEY SHOULD" and all the indictments, convictions and pardons with links to all the receipts.
I'm not sure I could stand it any better.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm not sure I could stand it any better.
If you step lively, you might get there before they box him up.
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you step lively, you might get there before they box him up.