🎃Philip and Rollie TF, rememberer of Aggie
@ripperelse.bsky.social
44 year old stay at home cat dad. Disabled. Adores almost everyone and I have a playful nature. Aggie was a badass who survived fires unscathed. Passed on August 2023. Rollie is new family, a curious and ridiculous fellow, 4 yo. Chinga la migra.
Such power! Such majesty!!!! *falls before you*
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Such power! Such majesty!!!! *falls before you*
your very own top secret polling !
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
your very own top secret polling !
yeah now he is old and stimky and doesn't do any cutes
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
yeah now he is old and stimky and doesn't do any cutes
it was actually three, they had to keep swapping them due to working child regulations
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
it was actually three, they had to keep swapping them due to working child regulations
You are such a good investment i consider you competition and dare not mention you!
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You are such a good investment i consider you competition and dare not mention you!
right it is for humans to invest in to gaurantee their cat overlords' future happiness and financial safety. it's very expensive but cats deserve it! please send all payments in cash to my address ty
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
right it is for humans to invest in to gaurantee their cat overlords' future happiness and financial safety. it's very expensive but cats deserve it! please send all payments in cash to my address ty
yeah, dav wow just wow, dav
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
yeah, dav wow just wow, dav
without a paw wiggle you dont' get hydrated!
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
without a paw wiggle you dont' get hydrated!
I never realized they were *dainty* kisses! awwwwww
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I never realized they were *dainty* kisses! awwwwww
It absolutely will.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It absolutely will.
I'm so proud of you being so braff and protecting the house
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm so proud of you being so braff and protecting the house
That's called letters and it sucked you had to go somewhere
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That's called letters and it sucked you had to go somewhere
Im old i get confused
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Im old i get confused
I know you ate them when you were shipwrecked
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I know you ate them when you were shipwrecked
I think it's cute. The tension based joints on what i presume is unreinforced concrete are a delight. Why focus on strengths? I hope he builds a gravity dam out of string next.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think it's cute. The tension based joints on what i presume is unreinforced concrete are a delight. Why focus on strengths? I hope he builds a gravity dam out of string next.
it's sex criminals all the way down
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
it's sex criminals all the way down
also body hoarding (i know about your plans)
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
also body hoarding (i know about your plans)
Miiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaa
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Miiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaa
okay gimme your human's credit card and i'll put in the order!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
okay gimme your human's credit card and i'll put in the order!!!
so how many would you like to buy? I think 1,000 would be a great initial investment and each one is only 5 dollars!
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
so how many would you like to buy? I think 1,000 would be a great initial investment and each one is only 5 dollars!
Mina... have you, um, seen my sacred cattle? Perchance?
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Mina... have you, um, seen my sacred cattle? Perchance?