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Funky Boy
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FFXI: Funkyboy@Asura, FFXIV: Funky Boy@Jenova

Non-practicing MtG player

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yeah no fuckin shit that's why I put it in the search bar
Screenshot of a google search for "i hate bill maher rss feed", with the AI Overview replying "The RSS feed for the pocast you are likely referring to, titled "I Hate Bill Maher"
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Cursed magic proxies just come to me in my dreams
#hazbinhotel #mtg
An edited version of a Magic: the Gathering card, Karumonix, the Rat King, the art has been changed to Niffty from Hazbin Hotel sitting on her rat throne. The card is titled "Niffty, the Rat Queen"
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Economy so bad it's got me making Waffle House at home.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Just did a little tidying up is all.
The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.
October 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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This new chair in Mabinogi is so cursed. Why am I doing a sexy pose on a giant needle?
A screenshot of Mabinogi, featuring a giant with bright red skin akin to a demon resting in a sexy pose against a giant hypodermic needle. The giant is wearing a matching red, black and gold shamala outfit with red wings.
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Why do people act like gravy is this super difficult thing to make? I finally just did it and it's delicious and not that hard. Gravy is a little weirdly colored from all the paprika I used but it's really good!
Picture of a plate of biscuits and gravy, the gravy is heavily seasoned and thus is darker than typical white gravy.
October 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I was missing Bojangles and I don't live in the south any more sooo homemade-ish chicken biscuits
A spicy chicken tender biscuit sandwich on a plate. A spicy chicken tender biscuit sandwich on a plate.
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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6 months later, I have finally completed my task of spending all my conquest points.

Took longer than it should have because I bought a house and had to take a break from the game and yadayada but this paid for so much BRD gear it's crazy.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring the conquest map, chat log reads that several Mercenary Captain's Scythes were sold, and there is a remaining conquest point balance of 2270.
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Why does this album art just say "CHEESE"
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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'We have X at home" meme template, that reads "Can we stop and get some Haurchefant? Mom: We have Haurchefant at home Haurchefant at home: a screenshot of Herchambaut, and elvaan NPC in Final Fantasy XI
September 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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They're really gonna make me be a full-time Linux user aren't they
Ben Affleck standing outside, his eyes are closed, his face grimacing and tired, holding a cigarette in his hand
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Absolutely insane find at the smoke shop with almost 0 anime related items, behold the aura of off-brand Power.
A yellow lighter featuring art of a figure that resembles Power from Chainsaw Man, the word "Power" is printed 4 times behind the figure. "Power" has blonde hair, red horns, a dark blue jacket, light blue button up and a black tie. Her proportions are slightly off but close enough to be recognizable
August 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Purity culture is getting ridiculous
A display of garden hoses with the label "NeverKink" A close-up picture of a label featuring the words "kink-resistant" on packaging for a garden hose.
August 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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WE'RE SO BACK, HOMESTUCK FANDOM
Just announced at GalaxyCon a few hours ago
August 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I did make some progress since then but also gained some more so still have 18m to go lol
Picture of a tablet screen, close up on a menu that reads "Conquest points: 18202574"
July 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Why does my cat look AI generated?
Vertical photo of a tuxedo cat lying on a couch, with its front leg extended in an unusual fashion, and it is looking directly at the camera with eyes look inconsistent with each other. The couch is covered in a grey fleece blanket.
July 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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it's moving time which means it's MtG Tetris time
Top-down view of a tightly packed storage container featuring a number of boxes of different sizes with graphics of various Pokemon and Magic: the Gathering art
July 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Failed this assault 4 times in a row and the 4th attempt was particularly disrespectful
screenshot of Final Fantasy XI chat log featuring a message that the player Funkyboy has mined up the necessary materials, followed by a message stating there are 10 seconds remaining to complete the mission, resulting in not enough time to complete the mission
July 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Got my first piece of relic +4!
cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring the tooltip window for Lannun Bottes +4. The player is in the Temenos lobby
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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I've run Up in Arms over 150 times in the last few months, hundreds more times over my 20 years on FFXI, still no k club
Mushroom dropped a fat 4k String Clipper though (which is insane for a level 60 cap fight)
screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru puppetmaster dressed in a black goblin mask watching a fight unfold between the automaton named Mushroom and the kraken Fe'e a cropped text log screenshot from Final Fantasy XI featuring text that reads "Mushroom uses String Clipper. Fe'e takes 4092 points of damage."
June 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Bonus freeze frame during an Occult Crescent FATE
screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV, featuring a roegadyn dressed as Power from Chainsaw Man petrified mid-animation, his arms are contorted and is pointing at the FATE boss with his thumb.
June 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Fuck it, Roegadyn Power
Gpose screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV featuring a Roegadyn warrior in a combat pose dressed in an outfit similar to Power's blue jacket outfit from Chainsaw Man, with a fat cat minion sitting nearby. Gpose screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV featuring a Roegadyn warrior in a combat pose dressed in an outfit similar to Power's blue jacket outfit from Chainsaw Man, with a fat cat minion sitting nearby.
June 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I finally have a (non-instrument) weapon for all 4 REMA categories, and also a REMA for my fav job feels good to be done with this thing #ffxi #ff11
Picture of an equipment window in Final Fantasy XI featuring the tooltip for a Hvergelmir (i119 version)
May 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Helluva Boss merch pickups at LVLUP Expo
A poster featuring Helluva Boss character Blitzø hitting a jackpot on a slot machine as Moxxie, Millie and Loona watch A print of a stained glass style art piece of Stolas from Helluva Boss A print of a stained glass style art piece featuring Blitzø from Helluva Boss
April 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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*gruff old man voice*
Yeeeeaah I did some time in Mordion Gaol, back in '09, was caught in possession of some banned goods (a ring signed by a character named Phuck), got arrested next to a guy named Lordweedman who warped as soon as they saw the GM comin
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a chat log of a GM asking the player to step out of their mog house to be moved to Mordion Gaol, notably the character Punky attempts to cast offensive magic on the GM and asks the GM to purchase the item being taken away, the GM responds that all of their spare gil went to a a lunch out with Fafnir Screenshot of Final Fantasy featuring a Tarutaru character named Punky standing next to a GM named Jhanaka in Mordion Gaol, the chat log is a conversation confirming the "ring with the bad name" is being destroyed.
April 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM