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rinniroo.bsky.social
TV’s rinni! ✨
@rinniroo.bsky.social
(not actually on TV)
My thoughts when people hate me: "WTF? Why? What'd I do?"

My thoughts when people like me: "WTF? Why? What'd I do?"
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
MAI WYEFE
My wife's Metaliica lyrics - "old man, bag of bones, tell me what to wear" 🎶#misheardlyrics #metallica
May 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Oh no I’m not allowed to cheat?! 😱 Haha I took this because I used purple dye on my brown-with-a-smattering-of-grey hair, and I wanted to see how it looked in the sun. Plot twist is that the purple is somehow invisible on camera. That’s weird! I swear you can see the purple IRL!
May 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I WILL NEVER ! - dashare.zone ADMIN
May 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Mr Huestis’ garden has beat the record this year, by three days, in reference to rhubarb. Morden Apr 30 1897
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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NOT MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I haven't been a big "candy" person since I was a kid. Sure, it's fine and all, but I usually prefer the salty snacks. For sweets, I tend to go for ice cream or baked goods. Occasionally chocolate.
But now Nerds gummy clusters exist, and holy shit. These things are altering me. 😱
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Oops, I did that thing where you run the dishwasher when the dishes inside are already clean. Gonna have to put on my sunglasses before opening the dishwasher, cause these things are gonna be ✨gleaming✨!
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Whenever it’s my turn to rule the world (it’s gotta be soon, right?) I’m making it illegal to post a countdown without saying what you’re counting down to. It’s coming, so count your days! Or rather, don’t!
April 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
George is gettin’ upset!
April 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Mr James H Hiltz, the popular boot and shoe maker of Kentville has just completed a pair of boots, size no. 15, length of sole inside 13 ¼ inches. They are to be worn by Ebenezer Landsay, Pine Woods, and be careful he doesn’t step on you. Feb 27 1891
November 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
It's funny when someone says they don't like a thing, so then someone else tells them to try a worse version of the thing.
"I don't like popsicles."
"Oh yeah?! Try eating 47 liver-and-rotten-egg flavoured popsicles while tied upside down at the top of a flagpole in a lightning storm!"
I shall not!
February 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Two boys, Chas Nixon known as ‘Dried Apples’ and Robt Muise, were caught stealing oats from the stable of EK Spinney. Yarmouth Feb 11 1898
November 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I can’t friggin stop sneezing!!!!! If you hear of a hurricane in BC, don’t worry. It’s just me.
February 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Tamagotchi - now biblically accurate!
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
47 spotted in the alt text! (also, you gotta read @dasharez0ne.bsky.social’s alt text!)
February 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I may be naïve in many ways, but even I know better than to trust a secondhand jigsaw puzzle. There is always going to be at least one piece missing!
January 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Henry Robertson wore a vest in town today which is perhaps the oldest in Cape Breton. St Peters Jan 27 1897
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I’m making rice and the instructions say to use “a heavy pan with a tight-fitting lid” but then the instructions never actually say to put the lid on at any point. It is simply sufficient that the lid exists.
January 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Here’s a word I like:
Thrips.
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This may be the most ridiculous ornament that I’ve purchased yet! The Hand of Apollo.
December 3, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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This may be the most ridiculous ornament that I’ve purchased yet! The Hand of Apollo.
December 3, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I think I found a pic of my favourite plushie from childhood online. It was a floppy white cat with a bell in its tail. I’m not totally sure if it’s the same as mine was heavily loved and very worn out. Someone is selling it and it’s not expensive, but they’re in Ontario, and probably not shipping.
November 22, 2024 at 9:09 AM
I stopped telling people when I notice a sparkle on their face because they usually go “WHERE?!” and try to rub it off. But I don’t want them to rub it off! Stay shiny! ✨
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Out of all the words that end in "-our" everywhere except in the US (labour, colour, honour, etc.), I think "harbour" looks weirdest without its U. Labor, color, honor... OK, I guess. Don't love it, but OK.
But harbor? Seriously?
That looks friggin bizarre.
Side-eyeing "flavor" a bit, too.
November 19, 2024 at 8:14 AM