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Rigel
@rigelr.bsky.social
He/ him. Mostly reading or painting things for nerdgames.
The galaxy is a big place. If the only Mainer you'd ever heard of was Susan Collins, or Fetterman the only Pennsylvanian, I would understand having Strong Opinions!
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In fairness, how popular would Gungans be after that Palpatine vote?
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Correctly so
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is that the ol' Lifeguard Lunch Special?
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Come to think of it, the last
'Busy Day in the Time Travel Luxury Hospitality Space Which Is Breaking In Terrifying Ways due to Sabotage x Paranoid Suspicion of Weird Guests Told by Lady with Relationship Problems' was Leiber's "The Big Time." And that didn't even have dinosaurs!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
-Time Travel Bureaucracy
-Dealing with Dipshit Billionaire Bullshit
-A Busy Day on the Job
-Locked Room Whodunnit
-Dinosaur Wrangling
-Fuck, The Timeline is Unstable
-Unreliable Narrator, Unreliable Reality

Are you made of STONE? Go read it forthwith!
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Godzilla Minus One Minus Godzilla
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'd read that!
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I assume Galaxy Quest and Santa Clause are the corresponding Allen movies?
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Goddamn it, I had hopes for Antarctica.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Hooray! And also, what sort of characters?!
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
A rollicking tune!
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Meanwhile a converse harem is a good shoe collection.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Clean your meds, order a new whistle

Wait shit dammit let me start over
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fantastic work! I love the star motif and the highlighting!
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Obviously in the exact center the target is unaware, but does the gun misfire, the target have a heart attack, or a simple case of pants-filling terror at a near miss?
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ture Rangström and Jón Leifs are contenders here IMO!
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sometimes the low-hanging fruit is the sweetest.
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Very similar to a Jeeves and Wooster exchange:
"What?! I thought he was always going on about hanging people from lampposts come the Revolution!"
"It is often the way when such people become gentlemen of property, sir. Their views on the coming Revolution become quite different."
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Rigel
and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically

you want to advance human civilization?

- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
STRONG contender!
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He let her down gently.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Reposted by Rigel
Fiscally conservative and socially liberal means "I think it's bad when people starve, but not bad enough I'd help pay for their meal."
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM