and an amazing rotational speed per minute

"A I" likes the concept but it might need a little work. we're bringing automats back

oh it was meant to be read as literal, sorry.

these were automats and they existed in the 1940s or so

not that bad actually - it gives it a bit of refinement and character. I don't understand all the high grade math in it anyways.

I slipped on slippery metal plating and crashed into the side of a toyota prius. Luckily citibikes are built like tanks I dented that prius pretty nicely.

loud

I'm only cagey about using my real name because of weirdos who get weird about innocuous moderation decisions made in AskLA or elaewhere. threats make me hesitant to share more

let me eat my soup in peace!

apologies for jumping into your mentions to inject my unasked-for commentary, you're right too.

yo I'm not actually looking for an earnest dialogue here tbh

Activitypub isn't an "alternative" though, it is literally a W3C Recommendation. Your protocol (atproto) is the alternative lol.